This is the way

*tip of the hat

Sweet dreams, Darth!

We need a t-shirt

Stuck with an Arlington zip code, but proud Alexandrian here.

We have fireworks, the best farmers markets, the Torpedo Factory, and a horse in front of the Hard Times Cafe.

And our bridge opens and closes on occasion so tall ships can pay us a visit.

Learned to program in BASIC and used the PLATO mainframe based at CU-Boulder in the late 1970’s.

We’re done here.

You must be new here.

And before you get feisty, “Professor:” I own a lot of clothing for formal events. It’s part of my job. I have ample storage space. I love fashion.

I also know better than to tell other people what to do with their time and money — but I will make an exception for you.

If your body has changed from the last time you needed formal wear —

If you’ve downsized your living space and don’t have much storage space —

If you’d rather not search through dozens of clothes racks for your size/color/preferred fabrics —

You rent. It’s sometimes the smartest choice.

I’ve lived in the Midwest and I know plenty of men who own their tuxedos

Maybe you just need to get out more

There is no hyphen linking “pet” and “peeve”

I write for a living. My brain is my computer. Just say no to AI.

I see someone woke up and chose violence today

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