“i see it’s still off, father”

somebody’s really cool knick knack shelf i saw on instagram! i want something like this for my tchotchkes

okay! i have a vintage one from a mcdonalds happy meal! yours if you want it :)

day four…calzone (finally) annihilated #megacalzone #goldstarforrosie

day three of the calzone saga… when will it end? i have 1/4th left #giantcalzone

my baby, about three months old at the time 💕