A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Principal Young-Enough-To-Be-My-Son gave a lecture at today’s faculty meeting on a topic he heard on Joe Rogan, if you’re wondering about the future… #stateofeducation

Amused myself by comparing Mrs. Ulgine Barrows to Musk today. #catbirdseat

Please repost to join this apt apology to our neighbors.

You know at the end of Gatsby, when he fires all the servants and Wolfsheim sends in mobsters and the whole place goes to hell? That’s what I’m imagining at the White House. I do hope Owl Eyes is ok.

Just scored a rocking loveseat off Marketplace and am giddy with excitement. I wonder if I can recreate the heavy brown tweed of our family rocking loveseat from my childhood? Couple owl pillows and an afghan and I’m my mom!

Just finished The Kite Runner with 11th grade & a student asked if it was true that books would soon be banned and KR is on the list. Lively discussion, zero in favor of banning; luckily MN is a ban-free state by law!

Great idea, heading back to school Jan. 2-3 for a two-day week at the start of a new semester with no time to prep said new classes save taking personal time out of our break.

Happy Caturday from Margaret, who has remembered how to cuddle and purr today. She is mentally challenged and geriatric and never learned to “cat,” so initiating contact is quite rare!

Day 2 of forgetting to get the preferred wet cat food, with only a handful of dry food remaining. Please send thoughts and prayers at this difficult time—the Calico Sisters are NOT ok.

10th-grade writer said a character was not likable “because of his Scandinavious behavior.” Salem 1692, for the record. New favorite adjective.

First post is Maudie, the empty-nest replacement child who is currently perched on my body searching for a way to get even closer.