Ha! He did! I was in that production - I have the cast photo somewhere…

Exactly this. So much fun for ghosting/falsification interviews. I kinda miss plagiarism…
[I don’t]

I called it! I said that spot was crying out to be a bar but so much respect to the owners for keeping the Chantelle brand creepily alive (or living dead) 👏👏👏😂

Driven by a snake with a rake 💛

Modernised:

“Upon Fough, my Grandmother’s dog”

Here lie interred under this log
old Fough, my Grandam's farting dog.
Camelion-like it lived by air,
whereof it ever had its share
till her late costiveness* behind,
caused it to die for want of wind.

* constipated

Transcription:

Upon Fough, my Grandams dogg

Here lyes interr'd under this logg
ould Fough; my Grandam's farting dogg.
Camelion-like it live'd by aire,
whereof it ever had its share
till her late costivenes behinde,
caused it to dye for want of wynde