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rosiemck.bsky.social
rosie
@rosiemck.bsky.social
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dog, reposting other people's bangers, news

she/her, Aotearoa NZ

profile pic: human possum climbing into a bin (xmas edition)
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get a dog, never eat alone again
margot the dog with one foot up on the couch staring at me (my food)
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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stale puddles, mud, maybe seawater won't be bad this time? okay no nvm, liquid poop from unknown animals, literally poison - all certified delicious
margot the dog as a swamp creature
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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they are tyrants! margot (poodle mix) hasn't done this at home (yet?).. but absolutely refuses to drink from any shared/public water bowl at cafes etc until it's been rinsed and refilled. we bring her own travel bowl whenever we go out 🫠
margot the dog + water bowl photo from the archives
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
rosiemck.bsky.social
i don't think having two (2) drinks should mean i'm hungover today

and yet
norman rockwell freedom of speech guy standing up to share this bold statement
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
rosiemck.bsky.social
it's that time again (time to look at peasants out the window of your palanquin)
margot the dog on a stack of mattresses peering out the window, princess and the pea style
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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she is currently starving to death 🗣️😤 who raised her (i did)
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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oh boy, have i got the 'many photos of my dog' for you ! she's therapeutic
margot the dog as an infant, being held aloft like the olympic torch. her eyes have been eclipsed by her gravitas margot the dog lunging like a piranha for a scrap of carrot. you can see her missing bottom teeth just kidding you can't see them margot the dog looking like a dumb idiot trying to hold a ball with one side of her mouth while her tongue is falling out the other side younger margot the dog in the best photo i have ever taken of her. she is levitating in the air and her ears and tail are flying out in all directions and she is Smiling
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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what she doing
margot the dog looking up at me so her ears are flapped out like she's a rabbit
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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the shining overlook hotel photo but it's kenan thompson instead of jack nicholson
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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#SundayPixPictures some prints at home, featuring disgruntled gallery attendant
4 framed art prints in the background, a small grumpy dog docent in the foreground. she's making sure you don't touch the art
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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i'm (trying to) make this little frog! witness him
WIP - a half-finished crochet frog perched on a laptop. the pattern is open on the screen #showusyourknits
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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screenshot of tumblr thread: akashicrecord: 6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago littlefirefly42: Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all. punkitt-is-hereaao: it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and shit it was brutal
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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i'm pretty sure i think about this poem at least once week
The Tiger by Nael, age 6 The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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look at this hobgoblin (sound on)
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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she's a stone cold menace
st margot (wrapped in a shroud) margot dog somehow holding a ball in her mouth while also her tongue is out, she looks daft margot dog sitting straight upright like a people. she looks like she's about to tell you your assignment is late margot dog lunging for a piece of carrot like a piranha
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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important pillow fort development
a margot the dog photo triptych: 1 - margot lying on an unfolded mattress, shouting 2 - margot standing on a folded mattress, shouting 3 - margot standing on a folded mattress, shouting. but now the folded matress is on top of a stacked couch. it's her viewing platform, so she can look out the window! and also mainly for shouting
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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look at the costume on this spooky bitch
margot walking down the street, with her shadow cast beside her showing her true form (long legged demon beast)
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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hi #kikorangi! if there are any Auckland fiber crafters out there looking for some company, there's a monthly meet up this Sunday - see alt text for details. feel free to dm me if interested, i've been to the last couple 🧶🧵

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Auckland Fibre Crafts Monthly Meetup this Sunday Kia ora Auckland fibre crafters! Our next meetup is this Sunday, 2nd November at the Auckland Horticultural Council Building in Western Springs (we are in the middle room - you'll see the signs for Zoo Group). Time: 10am-1pm Refreshments: Tea, coffee, and light snacks provided Cost: First time free, then $5 per session Bring your knitting, crochet, embroidery, weaving, cross-stitch etc. and hang out with a friendly group of makers. All experience levels welcome (including beginners)! We've got a lovely bunch of regulars, including people who are happy to help if you're stuck or want a bit of guidance with your project. We run monthly from February to December, so if you can't make this one, there will be plenty more chances to join us.
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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the seeds! they're growing!
photo of miscellaneous sprouting vege seds my partner planted in our nz garden last week! they're very cute
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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im so relieved the owners found him! we saw him running & tried to catch him but couldn't even get close he was SO fast 😭 im not on FB so couldn't post there but my cousin messaged the owner - he dug himself out!
message from the runaway dog owner: "He is fine we actually found him under our neighbours deck. Looks like he's been roaming the streets all day thank goodness nothing happened to him. Our worst nightmare!! I was up and down the streets thinking a car could have hit him somewhere. Soooo stressful. Thank you so so much for that and the effort of trying to catch him then post. Have definitely made sure he can never get out again. He managed to dig little hole under our fence. We are new to the neighbourhood and didn't think he'd dig but now we know" the runaway sausage
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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logged out for a couple hours and i've clearly missed some kind of diarrhoea-based development
screenshot of the timeline - it's entirely diarrhea president posting. do i want to know more?? honestly unsure
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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wait a minute,
an eastern red bat, it is open-mouthed smiling and has a little shiny brown eye and flaming red hair my dog as a puppy, she is open-mouthed smiling and has little shiny brown eyes and flaming red hair (they're the same picture)
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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hey, it worked! a gift for my friend's newest addition
#showusyourknits #knitsky
a red knitted baby hat, with a navy blue ribbed brim and a white faux fur pompom
October 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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these guys are fucking creeps. imagine thinking this??? anything a woman posts is a thirst trap actually, and that's Her fault. 🤮
screenshot of posts: ChatGPT Quantu... @smullins3000... 4h This person has limited self-awareness Not all thirst traps involve boobs. The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.s.. 4h This is largely a function of denial of just how thirsty people can be.
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM