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Rosie
@rosie-qwq.bsky.social
retarded bitch who develops niche javascript games and lives off of government money from her mental illness
check out: rosiesdump.neocities.org
born in 2006 <---- i put this here cuz a mf asked, yes i am legally an adult in my country thank god
btw, when i do /j it may be serious sometimes, but when i do /srs its never a joke unless it is in which case im sorry lol

/srs
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
did i mention i dont know drugs? cuz i dont know them, i told someone i didnt wanna do weed cuz i dont wanna fuck my lungs and they were like "...edibles?" and i had to act like i just forgot weed is like a leaf that makes oil or whatever nd u can literally just eat and drink it, i also am dumb sooo
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
hey uh, whats the cutoff point in starving yourself where yoy actually start dying, like, not considering your stomach eating itself as dying, i mean actual body failure typa dying, how many days without eating is that? and how many instant ramens per month to avoid it?
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
fuck man, i dont wanna cry anymore, when i meow i dont even feel happy now, whats the point, if not even the delusion makes it go away... meow
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
i just realized ill never be able to please women, cuz i dont have a fucking micropenis, theyre literally gonna think im straight bro omg, theyre not gonna look at me and think im lesbian, how are women ever gonna love me when my dick too big like this, fuck
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
call me william afton the way i scream till i die but always manage to come back send tweet siri send tweet siri oh sorry siri send bluetweet
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
if mr hank "i predicted a new organelle" green could stand up and tell us how long until piss dries onto a surface when left alone i would be very happy, cause some of the ppl i talk to are telling me piss doesnt "dry" somehow, like, i feel like the fact every single liquid dries upon reaching a
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
two sentence horror is ez, watch this:

a game with a knot counter
but its not about sailing

bet ur scared as shit lol... wdym ur horny,,,,,,
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
yknow how when you tell someone that something is prohibited they do it more? yea, what if government just made new laws and stopped telling everyone, make all court stuff private and like, everyone was on their toes constantly, "oh sorry i cant be gay outside, no yea i just dont know what my state
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
why are these ninjas monkeys lmao

first time playing bloons td i never knew how cool this game was :3
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
the results just came in, am i cooked?
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
whats their name? seriously i need to talk with them and dont know how to approach,,,,,,
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
just watched a movie on a whim because i saw a funi meme about it and a game i like, this is the ideal world piracy provides, found something you like but cant bother spending 25 bucks or 17 a month to watch it and maybe regret it later? watch it anyway, for free, its a 2004 film with less pixels
December 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
do you think if god existed it'd be sorta like this? just curious
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
thank god im god so i can keep being alive in this world without any consequences because i literally am the god who created it!
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"is this faith girlcell-like enough or am i washed" is what i always ask myself
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
is this just a me thing or does anybody else get so excited to listen to an album you enjoy that when you start listening the only thing you can do is think about how much you wanna listen to it? and like, theres this urge to click it again to start listening, but its already playing...
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
beg bro ruin mi writrning :( he laff at me :( bur i amost wraite mom house !! :)
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
from the tiem my therapisst toud me to daw fom a difent compossiton, mom sai it betiful jus liek me <3 (she dint sai tha bur i imagine it cus therapiss sai to dor dat :))
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
mi therpisst tuld mim to drawer mi favort momens in lief, mom sad i din daw herm bur i truth as therapiss sai !!

#therapy or sumfin
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
hai i maekr niw oc :)

tw// shap nife and venti art
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
yea.. i thought so
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
one last time, always one last time, when will i close the curtains, one more try with them open, i dont think i can keep looking at the sun like this, but what other way do i have, closing them just keeps me blinded too...
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
oh so you forged this weapon at the core of a dying star? sure sure, next thing you'll tell me is you got those zircons from the surface of a newborn planet... what...? you did? i swear man, fiction writers these days -_-
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
if toby fox made the third sanctuary, and deltarune is on steam, and valve made steam, then clearly by facts it means we are getting steam 2 before new years eve...

what? wdym "black mesa"? oh no no no, you got it all wrong, you see, we gotta witness the roaring first,,,,,
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM