"I'm spending the next power outage there."

Good. I hope he is as miserable as he looks. He has enabled this dementia-addled moron. Can't wait for his arrest and the arrests of all Drumpf's accomplices.

Freddie Mercury was a real man's man. He was masculine enough for three men. At a time.

Where else will he empty his diaper?

One dick, three assholes. No wonder they are fighting over who gets to mount it.

How about asking the victims of this child rapist- instead of asking the child rapist?

Can someone tell the Southern Baptists that they don’t have to get married if they don’t want to? They are free to suck each others dicks in airport toilet stalls as usual. Keep your commitment phobia out of politics!

Using the tools at her disposal, she plans to attack the department with a folding metal chair.

I thought you wrote "Dean Cain" and I was like, that tracks.

But not as embarrassed as calling Trump “president”.

Yeah I had to make the executive decision to lean into it, so it’s all good. I would be more embarrassed by messing up they’re there and their.

Word cunt

If you are in a closet, you can lobby @speakerjohnson.bsky.social directly.