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Why is this level of drunk always followed by the need to drink more, which then leads to a different, worse level of drunk. I want to be pleasantly friendly with a face tingle forever, please.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why is this level of drunk always followed by the need to drink more, which then leads to a different, worse level of drunk. I want to be pleasantly friendly with a face tingle forever, please.
What if my kids think I'm ugly.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What if my kids think I'm ugly.
plot of the hallmark movie I'm watching right now, is, no joke: My job bad, your job bad, what if no jobs, just small town?
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
plot of the hallmark movie I'm watching right now, is, no joke: My job bad, your job bad, what if no jobs, just small town?
People who try to keep the outside bottoms of their pots and pans clean: are you okay?
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
People who try to keep the outside bottoms of their pots and pans clean: are you okay?
Oh good, I have managed to bite my cheek, and now I will think of little else while I keep rebiting it, and it will never heal, this is my life now, I am nothing but a mouth that tastes the flesh of cheek and aches for more.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oh good, I have managed to bite my cheek, and now I will think of little else while I keep rebiting it, and it will never heal, this is my life now, I am nothing but a mouth that tastes the flesh of cheek and aches for more.
My favorite part of any documentary is when all the talking heads are slamming someone involved, raising all these questions and then, at the very end of episode 2 of three, it's DRAMATIC MUSIC DUN DUN DUN and that very person sits down in the hot seat *credits roll*
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My favorite part of any documentary is when all the talking heads are slamming someone involved, raising all these questions and then, at the very end of episode 2 of three, it's DRAMATIC MUSIC DUN DUN DUN and that very person sits down in the hot seat *credits roll*
just say "vintage 2010" on a poshmark listing and I want to die
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
just say "vintage 2010" on a poshmark listing and I want to die
had a dream that if you yelled too much, you could use up all the capital letters in your home, and you'd have to buy more if you wanted to still have proper nouns anywhere.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
had a dream that if you yelled too much, you could use up all the capital letters in your home, and you'd have to buy more if you wanted to still have proper nouns anywhere.
chicken fried steak exists. Chicken bites exist. Steak bites exist.
GIVE ME CHICKEN FRIED STEAK NUGGETS PLS
GIVE ME CHICKEN FRIED STEAK NUGGETS PLS
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
chicken fried steak exists. Chicken bites exist. Steak bites exist.
GIVE ME CHICKEN FRIED STEAK NUGGETS PLS
GIVE ME CHICKEN FRIED STEAK NUGGETS PLS
Instead of remaking sitcoms from our youth, and we just rehire the exact same cast and have them do a shot for shot remake, with zero script deviation?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Instead of remaking sitcoms from our youth, and we just rehire the exact same cast and have them do a shot for shot remake, with zero script deviation?
If you repost a meme anywhere that uses an AI slow picture, I automatically think even less of you than I probably already did.
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you repost a meme anywhere that uses an AI slow picture, I automatically think even less of you than I probably already did.
Is miso paste just peanut butter but with soy beans?
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is miso paste just peanut butter but with soy beans?
Reposted
Do you think crickets enjoy bad jokes. Or are they just chirping to be polite
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Do you think crickets enjoy bad jokes. Or are they just chirping to be polite
Just told the small dog to stop licking the dog bed, so he got up, moved to another room (and another dog bed), and started licking it more quietly.
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just told the small dog to stop licking the dog bed, so he got up, moved to another room (and another dog bed), and started licking it more quietly.
Would Oliver and Annie be friends? Enemies? Lovers?
September 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Would Oliver and Annie be friends? Enemies? Lovers?
Turns out Robert Durst and Fred Durst are not the same person.
September 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Turns out Robert Durst and Fred Durst are not the same person.
If I ever kill myself, I am absolutely name dropping the fly buzzing around my head right now in my suicide note.
August 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If I ever kill myself, I am absolutely name dropping the fly buzzing around my head right now in my suicide note.
Idea: Make a Halloween coloring book stamp, except it's just the outline of a ghost
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Idea: Make a Halloween coloring book stamp, except it's just the outline of a ghost
If I already like you, your most insignificant, accidental, or sociopathic social media post is a joy to see. If I don't, every stupid fucking thing you post is literally the worst, you attention seeking mouth breather.
August 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If I already like you, your most insignificant, accidental, or sociopathic social media post is a joy to see. If I don't, every stupid fucking thing you post is literally the worst, you attention seeking mouth breather.
Sometimes I put hand lotion on while in the bathroom and my hands become too slippery to turn the doorknob.
August 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes I put hand lotion on while in the bathroom and my hands become too slippery to turn the doorknob.
Retrospectacles: Glasses that show you how you'll view this once some time has passed.
August 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Retrospectacles: Glasses that show you how you'll view this once some time has passed.
There's a fly buzzing around this room and I swear to god it makes me want to kill myself
August 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There's a fly buzzing around this room and I swear to god it makes me want to kill myself
anyone who puts amazon in charge of their health and prescriptions deserves whatever hell befalls that folly
August 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
anyone who puts amazon in charge of their health and prescriptions deserves whatever hell befalls that folly
Blessing this morning to my cat, who horked up his hair ball not on the handmade quilt on the guest bed, but on the sweatshirt I wear every morning while getting ready for the day.
It was a tough choice, friend, but you chose wisely, and I appreciate you.
It was a tough choice, friend, but you chose wisely, and I appreciate you.
July 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Blessing this morning to my cat, who horked up his hair ball not on the handmade quilt on the guest bed, but on the sweatshirt I wear every morning while getting ready for the day.
It was a tough choice, friend, but you chose wisely, and I appreciate you.
It was a tough choice, friend, but you chose wisely, and I appreciate you.
Your tongue could open a wine bottle. -Fraiser
July 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Your tongue could open a wine bottle. -Fraiser