watching everyone talk about moving to xiaohongshu bc of the tiktok ban like the government won’t literally just ban that too

i didn’t think filling my brows in made much difference (bangs) until i did it one day and someone i know said “idk what’s different today but you look fantastic”

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

my bf keeps joking about taking my last name one day and now my phone is advertising engagement rings and the knot to me 24/7

meow