When Trump pictured himself as king the other day, I thought to myself, "Self, isn't there a part of the Declaration of Independence that details exactly why the writers want to declare independence from the monarchy?"

Yup. There sure is. And BOY does it sound familiar.

Obligatory last-night-of-Chanukah snap. Hey, my menorah works.

Let the record show that this Chanukah, I got my family's e-gift cards sent out before the last night. There's a medal for that, right?

Well, there should be.

Observing Nittel Nacht in the way of my people