I have a very long torso. I do not need clothes that make it look longer, thereby making my legs look shorter.
I have a very long torso. I do not need clothes that make it look longer, thereby making my legs look shorter.
Did about 30 minutes of gentle yoga, and I have more energy than I did when I started.
Did about 30 minutes of gentle yoga, and I have more energy than I did when I started.
Very sore, but looking forward to Peruvian food tonight!
Very sore, but looking forward to Peruvian food tonight!
My hair is a mass of frizzy curls. I actually don't mind so much.
My hair is a mass of frizzy curls. I actually don't mind so much.
I am afraid Fascism is going to win.
I am afraid Fascism is going to win.
I feel really bad for all the military in the parade. Marching in a thunderstorm can't feel good.
I feel really bad for all the military in the parade. Marching in a thunderstorm can't feel good.
I do not care if you call me transgender.
You seem to think these are insulting. They aren't.
I do not care if you call me transgender.
You seem to think these are insulting. They aren't.
I am going to blame my deteriorating eyesight on this forever.
I am going to blame my deteriorating eyesight on this forever.
Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Me: Lemme just go top off my coffee!
Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Me: Lemme just go top off my coffee!
Because I dreamed 47 held a press conference and announced he was the supreme ruler and laws no longer applied to him. Just came out and said it.
It was so real, and so frightening. Now I can't sleep.
Because I dreamed 47 held a press conference and announced he was the supreme ruler and laws no longer applied to him. Just came out and said it.
It was so real, and so frightening. Now I can't sleep.
#dungeonmanager
#dungeonmanager
Me: Thank you.
Neighbor B: It's a little witchy.
Me: I am not a witch!
All: *laugh*
Me: Rumors that I am a vampire are also untrue.
Neighbors: *look nervous*
Me: *creepy smile*
I like to keep them on their toes.
Me: Thank you.
Neighbor B: It's a little witchy.
Me: I am not a witch!
All: *laugh*
Me: Rumors that I am a vampire are also untrue.
Neighbors: *look nervous*
Me: *creepy smile*
I like to keep them on their toes.