rose
@rosecolumns.bsky.social
huge night for the fireworks imessage effect
January 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
huge night for the fireworks imessage effect
Porter Robinson? I hardly know her. And my name isn’t Robinson!
December 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Porter Robinson? I hardly know her. And my name isn’t Robinson!
maybe the rice cooker wants to be smiled at while cooking rice? and perhaps that is how one imbues the flavor of love into the rice. surely it would happen.
October 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM
maybe the rice cooker wants to be smiled at while cooking rice? and perhaps that is how one imbues the flavor of love into the rice. surely it would happen.
saying “i hardly know her” and twisting around into infinity until i fade away
August 17, 2023 at 3:52 AM
saying “i hardly know her” and twisting around into infinity until i fade away
the wings aren’t actually even hot it’s just sean evans that makes them do that
August 11, 2023 at 4:26 AM
the wings aren’t actually even hot it’s just sean evans that makes them do that
the anchor doesn’t — rrrNnnG— the anchor isn’t what actually makes the boat— hheeAugh— it just has to sink— mMffhhnm- it’s the weight of the CHAIN—
July 14, 2023 at 5:42 PM
the anchor doesn’t — rrrNnnG— the anchor isn’t what actually makes the boat— hheeAugh— it just has to sink— mMffhhnm- it’s the weight of the CHAIN—
so high in the park bathroom i just waved the toilet paper goodbye
July 13, 2023 at 1:01 AM
so high in the park bathroom i just waved the toilet paper goodbye
5th base is having my migraine pill in his car
July 7, 2023 at 7:39 PM
5th base is having my migraine pill in his car
guys will have a bitmoji that looks nothing like them
July 6, 2023 at 9:02 PM
guys will have a bitmoji that looks nothing like them
how to hype up the friend with reflux:
say things like
“my boy is gerded with the sauce”
“he’s hitting the gerddy”
“you’re the G.E.R.D.”
say things like
“my boy is gerded with the sauce”
“he’s hitting the gerddy”
“you’re the G.E.R.D.”
July 4, 2023 at 8:55 PM
how to hype up the friend with reflux:
say things like
“my boy is gerded with the sauce”
“he’s hitting the gerddy”
“you’re the G.E.R.D.”
say things like
“my boy is gerded with the sauce”
“he’s hitting the gerddy”
“you’re the G.E.R.D.”
i feel bad for the spider i just took outside. it’s 80 degrees and he’s so fat
July 4, 2023 at 12:04 AM
i feel bad for the spider i just took outside. it’s 80 degrees and he’s so fat