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@rosebudgoddess.bsky.social
𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙘𝙪𝙢.
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙’𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
Hahahahaha……

Noooooo……

Nahh-noooooohhh…..

Uh uh…..

Nooooo….
May 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Omg. Like. I totally give to Greenpeace like every year. Tch. Like, its so good… for the environmennttt…
May 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
May 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’M NOT A WEIRDO.

YOU’RE A WEIRDO.

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I DON’T BATHE… IN OIL… LEMONADE… AND SOUP BROOOOTH!

DEPLOY THE RESET BOMB!
May 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I JUST DON’T SHIT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT SHITTING.
May 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
NO, I DON’T EAT.

I stopped eating because I’m a goddess and I don’t need to eat. And I don’t need to piss or shit either. I’m helping the environment by not shitting.

I am the GOOD GUY here!
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
do you

eat coins, palu
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
MONEY ISNT THE FUCKING SOUP LEMONADE SMOOTHIE SURPRISE SPA.
May 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
May 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@chaosmicjelly.bsky.social

“Hm… Can’t say I’ve ever seen any type of creature like you before. At least not on my Earth.”
January 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
@valorouspinkdog.bsky.social

“It’s amazing how one dog can accomplish so much… And even more unfathomable how one of his owners doesn’t appreciate any of it…

The animals of this Earth deserve so much better…”
January 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
@omnisavior.bsky.social

“Have you been keeping up the non-littering? I’ve been keeping a eye on you like I said, and if you’re lying, I’ll knooooww…”
January 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@heirofspace.bsky.social

“Word of warning. Don’t step on the grass in my temple. They bite.”

If this human came here for worship, they’d be first in making an actually smart decision for once. The goddess of nature deserved just as much praise as Palutena!
January 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
@strongestmortal.bsky.social

“Sometimes I wonder what humans do when they’re not chopping down forests and desecrating the planet. Care to clue me in?”

This was about as nice as Viridi was going to get. He’d probably have to settle for this for a while.
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@illiterpit.bsky.social

“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?

I’m fine with either.”
January 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“At least you’re honest. Lots of humans can’t even admit it when they’re being selfish. But you just own it. I guess I can respect that.”

She lightly scratches the top of her vanilla locks. What a strange demon, yet at the same time — not unlike the first thing that comes to mind for the standard.
January 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
“Wh-…! Put me down this instant! Just because we have an allyship doesn’t mean you can just pick me up like a doll!”

Her legs kick rapidly in the air as she squirms to escape his grip. Contrary to her own words, compared to his size, she really was somewhat like a doll.
January 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
“Isn’t it amazing to see nature flourishing again? My garden is looking prettier by the day.”

With a simple wave of her hands, sprouts grow into roses, mere grass blades transform into perfectly made bushes. It’s a miracle from the goddess.

“If only the whole world could look this beautiful.”
January 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Well, like I said. We’re far past the impossible now…”

Viridi sunk comfortably into the sacred waters, giving a relaxed hum as she enjoyed their healing properties, letting her smile spread from cheek to cheek.

“Oh, I will. It’s fun teasing him, not to mention easy.”
January 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
“Yeah, yeah… Just don’t think I’ll get this sappy ALL the time. This was just a show of good will now that we’re at a truce.”

Viridi let out a sigh as well, relieving the tension that had been there before; letting the seriousness out of her system.

“Plus, my troops would’ve won anyway in the -
January 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“They’ve done way too much damage to my precious Earth to deserve forgiveness. And from where I’m looking, it’ll only get worse.

But if you’re correct… if the path of humanity really can change, I’ll take that into consideration. It’s an absolutely absurd idea, but…

You won the war against the -
January 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
“I wish I could see what you see in them, Palutena. They’re ungrateful and ignorant creatures. More arrogant than any who’ve come before.

But if you really believe in them, I’ll give them time to prove their worthiness. You deserve at least that.”

Viridi gave a tired and resigned sigh. Despite -
January 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“I knew I liked you!”

Viridi gave a hearty laugh and a smile to match. Of course Grass types were the best out of all the others. They were nature’s chosen!

“Okay, okay! That’s a good answer! Now, just know whenever you’re out there battling, you’ve got a goddess’s blessing on your side!”
January 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
@variableweapons.bsky.social

As much as she despised the folly of human advancements, even Viridi had a soft spot for the Blue Bomber. A pleasant smile adorned her face.

“You know, I appreciate how well you make use of that Leaf Shield. Definitely my favorite of your iconic weapons.”
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@battlingprowess.bsky.social

“A Pokémon Trainer, huh? I’ve seen you in the tournament. So, tell me. What type of Pokémon do you prefer? It’s obviously the BEST one, right?”

The goddess’s playful side was fully on display, her smirk rising as she expected the answer she wanted most to hear.
January 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM