why do my shoes have toe cleavage. is this supposed to be sexy. it doesn't feel sexy

dear god let me live somewhere somewhat cool during my gap year + beyond. i can romanticize most anything. i'm on my hands and knees

I do defy him, and I spit at him

i love oiling myself up after a shower. i feel like a prize hog. i'm gonna fetch a blue ribbon at the state fair today, i just know it

you can actually guage your libidinal appetite by asking yourself the helpful question: is sex chic?

reading this book is self harm

this variety of worthless (but popular) AI scum confirms what some of us have known all along: the people long to be furries

buzzfeed is my graceland