Would love a bit of Mateta and Muñoz but the fixtures put me off. Chelsea, Forest and Villa first three don’t sound like a points bonanza

Great to see you here too! You’ll notice that I’ve done the thing I kept meaning to do on the other place and have a separate FPL account so that I don’t alienate my fantasy peeps with my shitty political spam and vice versa

Officially it’s to discourage time wasting, which sounds like a totally bogus cover story for the sponsor thing.

I sold Maddison this week after enduring two unexpected benchings