I applied for this job in australia, but it turns out I didn't have the right koalifications

hypochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

ohh yeah, who loves christian rock more than star trek fans. that's the ticket

in switzerland they have clock and ball torture

mister sandman, grill me a cheese

make me a melty thing that I can nibble with ease

dabbing is just hitler sneezing into his elbow

the idea of being in a coffin bothers me, as a side-sleeper

baby are you a geologist, because you're incontinent

millennials singing along to the clash, "lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar,"

'Update_All' 🎮📺🖱🖥✨
#Retrogaming #Retrocomputing #MisterFPGA

Available on my prints store. Thank you! 🤓
www.inprnt.com/gallery/pepe...

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares

All fraggles are muppets, but not all muppets are fraggles

this is the illustration submitted in the spec

the spec also outlines how the emoji will appeal to new parents, heavy drinkers, shift workers, and university students and employees

www.unicode.org/L2/L2023/232...

In the 90s, the future of video games was the backseat of the car. Fujitsu tried to get into the game with the FM Towns Car Marty, a 32 bit console with CD-ROM, satellite navigation - and the full suite of FM Towns Marty software! Well, as long as it didn't use the disk drive...

my milkshake brings all the ants to the yard

When you're first moving in, and the place is empty of furniture, decorations, and so on.. there's that sproingy, echo-y sound to a space

This is the virtual equivalent of that feeling