Rory with a story
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Reviewers are saying:
"This guy is pretty awesome."
"Don't say that!"
"Ugh, you're so embarrassing."
"This guy is pretty awesome."
"Don't say that!"
"Ugh, you're so embarrassing."
Wind-assisted. Doesn't count as an official WR.
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wind-assisted. Doesn't count as an official WR.
What is a urinal, but a hole? He escaped! He is no longer stuck.
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What is a urinal, but a hole? He escaped! He is no longer stuck.
Yes boss, sorry boss. Won't do it again boss.
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yes boss, sorry boss. Won't do it again boss.
Ballet is 19th century Russian MTV
October 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ballet is 19th century Russian MTV
Someone teach that boy how to hold a baby!
August 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Someone teach that boy how to hold a baby!
Sooo... Something like, but not quite Indy Kaila... Andy Taylor? Mindy Bailor? Hello Sailor?
August 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sooo... Something like, but not quite Indy Kaila... Andy Taylor? Mindy Bailor? Hello Sailor?
Szobo: "Quid pro quo, lads: you share your minutes, I share my hair care routine"
July 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Szobo: "Quid pro quo, lads: you share your minutes, I share my hair care routine"
Wake me when my jacquard loom has finished its eye roll algorithm
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wake me when my jacquard loom has finished its eye roll algorithm
Iraola is one of the standout managers in the Premier League. I have huge admiration for him. Should be a great match. Just wish I could guarantee the 3 points for Arne's mighty Reds.
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Iraola is one of the standout managers in the Premier League. I have huge admiration for him. Should be a great match. Just wish I could guarantee the 3 points for Arne's mighty Reds.
... Who wants beans on toast?
January 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
... Who wants beans on toast?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Who's there?
Europe
December 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Europe
Who's there?
Europe
The two four is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. So why do they have a lock on the door?
December 25, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The two four is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. So why do they have a lock on the door?
The last Goodison derby. Anything could happen
December 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
The last Goodison derby. Anything could happen
Games together/assists
Firmino 245/14
Mane 223/17
Gakpo 81/8
Mo has been a more effective partner for Cody than anyone else
Firmino 245/14
Mane 223/17
Gakpo 81/8
Mo has been a more effective partner for Cody than anyone else
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Games together/assists
Firmino 245/14
Mane 223/17
Gakpo 81/8
Mo has been a more effective partner for Cody than anyone else
Firmino 245/14
Mane 223/17
Gakpo 81/8
Mo has been a more effective partner for Cody than anyone else
They will be massively up for the last Goodison derby, and we looked mentally tired against Newcastle. It's not going to be a cake walk
December 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
They will be massively up for the last Goodison derby, and we looked mentally tired against Newcastle. It's not going to be a cake walk
Kelleher has been great, but Alisson's one on one ability and distribution is the best in the world.
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Kelleher has been great, but Alisson's one on one ability and distribution is the best in the world.
He's like a right sided Robbo
November 28, 2024 at 11:01 AM
He's like a right sided Robbo
Surely Everton have players who the fans love even though they're a bit shite? Oh, wait...
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Surely Everton have players who the fans love even though they're a bit shite? Oh, wait...
Everybody loves the Greek Scouser! The Americans even made a cartoon show about him. Here he is ghosting past Seamus Coleman at Goodison
a cartoon character named perry the platypus stands in front of gears
Alt: a cartoon character named Phineas dances in front of gears
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Everybody loves the Greek Scouser! The Americans even made a cartoon show about him. Here he is ghosting past Seamus Coleman at Goodison