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Rory
@rorymaybe.bsky.social
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normal person, bass player, code writer
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Picture of me giving a presentation, but the presentation has been edited to state "when you post a picture of your hamburger in the group chat, your friends are likely taking that lunch data and selling it to Villains"
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Orbital
August 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Are u serious @pcgamer.com
Screenshot of the PC Gamer website showing a snippet of an article. Theres some highlighted text reading "You try to scroll up on a gaming news article and the ads crowd out the text so thoroughly you have to reload". Directly below that is a big immovable banner advert for One Punch Man, and at the top of the screen is an affiliates disclaimer.
July 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Loft upgraded
Wooden luxury loft ladder fully unfolded and presenting a wide loft hatch
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Previous homeowner left this behind in our loft, apparently. What a special item.

It's also a music box which plays royalty-free banger "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
A snow globe that I don't even know how to describe. It's a bunch of frogs and see creatures absolutely gone off that sauce creating a sandcastle.
June 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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But that's forwards
Article headline by Popular Mechanics reading "A Scientist Says Humans Will Go Backwards in Time Within Just 4 Years"
May 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Lock successfully picked
May 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Really want to explore the secret dirt out front of my house
May 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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chips
News headline reading "KFC Is Coming for McDonald's With Its New Limited-Time Menu Item"
April 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Grimace Egg is ready for you
Minecraft gift redemption dialog reading "Grimace Egg is ready for you"
April 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Fever dream news headline
News headline graphic with a photo of the lead singer "Vessel" of "Sleep Token" mid-noise with a little image of jack black holding his head cropped in to the side. Headline reads: Jack Black's "Steve's Lava Chicken" outranks Sleep Token's "Caramel" on the UK Charts
April 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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My dog's ass is so bald
Bare greyhound batty. Specifically, a lot of balding on the belly and back of the thighs. Dog is stood in a grey tiled kitchen against a grey cupboard, where a mounted integrated oven sits on top with grey oven gloves dangling from it. Upsetting amount of grey in this pic, really.
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Got a nutbar going spare this evening if anyone wants in?
Product packaging for something that looks like a fucked up snickers. Reads "NEW 3X KNOPPER'S NUTBAR DARK"
April 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Nut maintainer
Comment on a tech article reading "April 10, 2025 at 12:36 am Hey Ben, the places we meet (like recently at FOSDEM) :) As a NUT maintainer, I love TermUX for the sufficiently capable Linux..." The rest of the comment is cropped off
April 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I have Him
McDonalds Grimace Egg held in hand. The hand is white with an "above average wrinkly" palm, and has a silver wedding band (sorry ladies)
April 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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The beginning of a bad decision #homeassistant #shelly #selfhosting
Tracking dialogue showing that a "Shelly Wave 1PM, Z-Wave Smart Relay" is due to arrive by 8pm tomorrow
April 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Hate it when this block of worms can kill 20% of aquarium hobbyists
Gloved hand holding a frozen block of bloodworms above some water with goldfish it in. The caption reads "This block of worms could potentially kill 20% of aquarium hobbyists"
April 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Formally setup my utility room temperature sensor at 8pm and immediately hung some clothes on our heated airer in there, and turned the extractor fan on.

The downspikes in humidity & temp are whenever I opened the back door to let the dogs out lol.
Graph showing "Utility Room Humidity" which initialises at 8pm, sharply increases from 45% to 65%, then declines down to 35% over the course of 12 hours. There are big downspikes at midnight, 6am, and 8am where humidity drops sharply and then raises back up to roughly the previous level. Graph showing "Utility Room Temperature" which initialises at 8pm, steadily increases from 22C to 28C, maintains between 26-28 over the course of 12 hours. There are big downspikes at midnight, 6am, and 8am where temperature drops sharply and then raises back up to roughly the previous level.
March 31, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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This new app sounds cool
Phone App start screen reading "Welcome to use Internet. Discover the world". The app is literally called "internet" Android permissions pop up reading "Allow Internet to send you notifications?". The app it is referring to is literally called "Internet"
March 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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New favourite dog toilet
March 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Leveling up my oat game
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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What r they looking at 🤔
Google news feed. First article image is Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 looking to the left and slightly up. Second article image is Matt Berry looking left and more up.
January 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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yes please!!!!!
website popover reading "Naked Mole Rat" with button labelled "Find out more"
January 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This is probably the worst way to sell a raspberry pi to me, Google news app
Screenshot from the Google news app showing an article with the headline "10 reasons you should use a Raspberry Pi as a dedicated print server" with a related advert directly underneath it for a "Raspberry Pi 4 Model B (8GB)" from Amazon.
January 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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the most shamefully nerdy thing I've achieved is working out what HTTP request I need to make to get the data for my next bin day from the council
January 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM