Rory Leahy
roryleahy.bsky.social
Rory Leahy
@roryleahy.bsky.social
And so Mr. Leahy finds himself leaping from social media platform to social media platform hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.
A world celebrates the coming of the Prince of Peace.
And 50 miles away from the Blessed Event, the bombs continue to fall...ah what a silly little species we are.
December 25, 2023 at 5:21 AM
I wouldn't say I'm an anarchist but the fact that it's harder to make zany edits to Wikipedia now than it used to be makes me want to burn the whole system down.
December 9, 2023 at 8:51 PM
REPUBLICAN: WHEN WE ARE RETURNED TO POWER WE WILL LAY WASTE TO YOUR CITIES, BRUTALLY SUBJUGATE ALL WHO RESIST AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD AS WE STAND OVER THEIR BROKEN CORPSES!
DEMOCRAT: (Chuckle) Well, to say the least I think my opponent and I have very different visions for this country's future...
November 28, 2023 at 6:36 PM
"She's an important strategic asset...I suppose a normal person might say 'friend.'"
November 23, 2023 at 7:26 PM
All these poseurs out here like "Oh I love food" because it's a holiday. I eat food -every day-. I've been doing it since like, the 80s. Oh you love food? Name your top three sources of protein.
November 23, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Ive lived my entire life til now not knowing that Danny Aiello, the blue collar conservative Catholic actor perfectly cast in the video for Madonna's classic "Papa Don't Preach" actually shot his own rebuttal to the song called "Papa Wants The Best For You" and I am now obsessed with this fact.
November 11, 2023 at 7:59 PM
I delivered my first official student teaching lesson yesterday (distinct from substitute teaching) and a supervisor from NLU was there and I was very nervous but she told me I didn't suck (in so many words) That was nice.
November 3, 2023 at 11:22 AM
The (reputedly bad) Exorcist reboot is subtitled "Believer". 2nd will be called "Deceiver" and the 3rd is as yet unannounced but I support "Golden Retriever". No rule that a dog cannot be an exorcist and I think in fact they would be very good at it. The Ultimate Evil vs The Ultimate Good Boy.
October 11, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Sometimes on a late weekend morning I'll take a shower and think about how good Alien Nation was...
October 8, 2023 at 4:44 PM
If you need me, me and Neil'll be...hanging out with the Demon King.
October 3, 2023 at 11:20 AM
It is my possibly controversial view that the best part of any vacation is a hotel.
September 16, 2023 at 3:18 PM
"When I was a kid growing up in Scranton my dad used to say to me 'Joey, the Republicans and their allies in the press are vicious lying bastards. They're real pieces of shit Joey I'm not joking here. We need to put these sons of bitches down like mad dogs. Cause them real suffering.'"
September 7, 2023 at 10:19 PM
(Subbing a first grade class) so any questions? 6 year old boy raises his hand and speaks to me barely above a whisper "There's a sea monster." "Sea monster?" "It's called the Kraken" "Yeah I've heard of it but it doesn't have anything to do..." "I've seen pictures. We're all doomed." "Okay..."
September 6, 2023 at 9:54 PM
New month's resolution: Stop fighting with Zack Snyder fans. Even tho I'm smarter, more articulate, more enlightened and much prettier than all of them I shouldn't constantly lord these things over them.
September 1, 2023 at 11:35 AM
As a sub I will sometimes be a little overbooked, I will be needed for 3 or 4 classes but to justify paying me a whole day they will stick me in a class that has a teacher whom I can "assist". Yesterday a math teacher was asking "Yesterday's review was too easy right? We should move on?"
August 31, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Untangling my laptop charger, my phone charger, and earbuds is probably the most useful and satisfying thing I've done in a while.
August 20, 2023 at 4:52 PM
August 16, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I've always said if I have to be up at 4am it means something will have gone terribly wrong with my life.

Something has gone terribly wrong with my life.
August 14, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Once again the question is asked, "Can I take a short, refreshing nap without fighting the alarm and staying in bed much later than intended?" and once again the answer is "No".
August 6, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Social media literally ruined my life. I've written two novels and umpteen plays but 99% of my literary output is still telling 22 year old conservatives that they are dorks and not, as their profiles assert, Defenders of the West...
August 1, 2023 at 9:57 PM
I really loved both OPPENHEIMER and BARBIE. I think my main takeaways from each is that A. Christopher Nolan finally made a movie for *me*, that was mostly talking, and B. I want my own Mojo Dojo Casa House.
July 25, 2023 at 3:42 PM
I'm always envious of people who run for exercise. I could do it but I'd have to have someone dress up like a monster to chase me.
July 18, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Message To Every Conservative Republican In This Country

https://youtu.be/FT2fL5oCaqc
July 18, 2023 at 2:04 AM
I have a message for every conservative Republican in the country. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT2...
July 17, 2023 at 4:41 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Since this is supposedly the era in which you can get famous people's attention on Bluesky, my request to you is to please make Max Lord a shady but fundamentally decent anti-hero again, if you use him. He works better that way. Thank you. I will buy many tickets.
July 14, 2023 at 1:05 AM