Rory Is Online
@roryisonline.bsky.social
if u h8 me then k word me or stfu :3c
i'm 95% sure i am shadow banned on insta so hiiiii :3c
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i'm 95% sure i am shadow banned on insta so hiiiii :3c
currently thinking up an inflammatory statement so that I can relive the rush of being on twitter in 2019
May 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
currently thinking up an inflammatory statement so that I can relive the rush of being on twitter in 2019
clocked once again by the Spotify algorithm
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
clocked once again by the Spotify algorithm
as a sonic fan the main appeal of tails has always been his undeniable t boy swag. he looks like he just got his first "boy haircut" and his name is Miles need i say more?
February 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
as a sonic fan the main appeal of tails has always been his undeniable t boy swag. he looks like he just got his first "boy haircut" and his name is Miles need i say more?
i cant imagine hating fun this much
December 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
i cant imagine hating fun this much
we truly do have the world at our fingertips
December 11, 2024 at 6:00 AM
we truly do have the world at our fingertips
i tell it like it is!
December 7, 2024 at 1:28 AM
i tell it like it is!
i put in a request to change my legal name!
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
i put in a request to change my legal name!
that kid from the Sack Lunch Bunch knows what the fuck is up! i will order chicken tenders at restaurants til the day i die and theres nothing the haters can do about it!!
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 AM
that kid from the Sack Lunch Bunch knows what the fuck is up! i will order chicken tenders at restaurants til the day i die and theres nothing the haters can do about it!!
as a pisces i always tell my gemini gf when i think of something really mean to say so i can workshop it to its fullest potential
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 AM
as a pisces i always tell my gemini gf when i think of something really mean to say so i can workshop it to its fullest potential
the news told me that kids these days are sending "skeets" online. back in my day we only skeeted for the purpose of procreation.
November 26, 2024 at 12:14 AM
the news told me that kids these days are sending "skeets" online. back in my day we only skeeted for the purpose of procreation.
I've always loved the phrase fuck it we ball. the energy it holds is immense. despite the horrors of the world we persist.
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I've always loved the phrase fuck it we ball. the energy it holds is immense. despite the horrors of the world we persist.
just met Bigfoot. he's bummed that everyone only talks about how stinky he is and how big his feet are. nobody ever mentions the size of his heart! which is big by the way... if you even care...
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
just met Bigfoot. he's bummed that everyone only talks about how stinky he is and how big his feet are. nobody ever mentions the size of his heart! which is big by the way... if you even care...
called my mom and it turns out i'm "unbaptized" and "wont see heaven" which is really annoying because i already invested in a bunch of guilt and shame. its been more than 30 days I cant even get my money back. SMH
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
called my mom and it turns out i'm "unbaptized" and "wont see heaven" which is really annoying because i already invested in a bunch of guilt and shame. its been more than 30 days I cant even get my money back. SMH
The Pharrell Williams movie existing in the lego universe is making me spiral again... the implications... lego kendrick lamar?? lego west coast gangster rap?? lego tupac is alive in Cuba hiding out from the FBI??
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The Pharrell Williams movie existing in the lego universe is making me spiral again... the implications... lego kendrick lamar?? lego west coast gangster rap?? lego tupac is alive in Cuba hiding out from the FBI??
The muppet with the most raw sexual energy is definitely animal, the drummer from electric mayhem. I could elaborate on this but I'm not sure I should.
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The muppet with the most raw sexual energy is definitely animal, the drummer from electric mayhem. I could elaborate on this but I'm not sure I should.
Spotify's new playlist feature clocked me as an indie twee bitch and I feel really targeted by the algorithm right now
September 27, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Spotify's new playlist feature clocked me as an indie twee bitch and I feel really targeted by the algorithm right now
being Mormon would go against my core belief in the healing power of ice coffee and weed vape no thank you
August 19, 2023 at 10:57 PM
being Mormon would go against my core belief in the healing power of ice coffee and weed vape no thank you
I love talking trash!!! I love being a little nasty!!! there's nothing more fun than reading someone for filth!!! yes I do have low self esteem!!!
August 19, 2023 at 10:16 PM
I love talking trash!!! I love being a little nasty!!! there's nothing more fun than reading someone for filth!!! yes I do have low self esteem!!!
just found a website where I can get this printed for like $25 the Internet is a miracle of human innovation
August 17, 2023 at 4:44 AM
just found a website where I can get this printed for like $25 the Internet is a miracle of human innovation
thinking really hard about sharing a blunt with Joe Pera and having a downright pleasant conversation :)
August 17, 2023 at 3:20 AM
thinking really hard about sharing a blunt with Joe Pera and having a downright pleasant conversation :)