How many teams playing at 'top four level' are there? It looks like less than four to me! Meanwhile it doesn't help that we play with self-imposed handicaps.

"Only 31 days served" at the end of the article is incorrect. Time on remand counts towards sentence as time served.

The Conservative Party of 2010 was already a radical party, just not as radical as it would go on to be, so I wouldn't personally think of this as paradoxical.