Rory Evans
@rory-evans.bsky.social
Advisor to ~17% of the PLP's lesbians. Drink margaritas on my own time.
TO A CHINESE COMPANY 🤪
August 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
TO A CHINESE COMPANY 🤪
You’re not “middle class” if you’re one of the wealthiest one million people in this country. That’s the top <2% of adults.
August 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You’re not “middle class” if you’re one of the wealthiest one million people in this country. That’s the top <2% of adults.
So we’re basically creating a disincentive for Netanyahu to agree a ceasefire?
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
So we’re basically creating a disincentive for Netanyahu to agree a ceasefire?
Er, no it helps them win…?
July 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Er, no it helps them win…?
Incredible. No notes.
July 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Incredible. No notes.
This would cost a casual £150 billion per year 😂
July 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This would cost a casual £150 billion per year 😂
Just one of many reasons why Bellamy’s is the best parliamentary canteen.
July 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just one of many reasons why Bellamy’s is the best parliamentary canteen.
The final boss of “takes one to know one”.
July 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The final boss of “takes one to know one”.
Do not try and use gay people as legal tender.
June 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do not try and use gay people as legal tender.
Glastonbury costs £400 and employs an army of people to stop non-payers getting in.
June 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Glastonbury costs £400 and employs an army of people to stop non-payers getting in.
This policy is genuine madness.
June 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This policy is genuine madness.
If you can’t win the argument, and you can’t persuade the public, just cheat.
June 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If you can’t win the argument, and you can’t persuade the public, just cheat.
No, because you’ll be dead.
June 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
No, because you’ll be dead.
1.5 million people work for the NHS.
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
1.5 million people work for the NHS.
Hardly surprising, given it’s by far the country’s largest employer.
June 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Hardly surprising, given it’s by far the country’s largest employer.
But I thought the Green Party didn’t need to whip because they’re not like these other parties?
June 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
But I thought the Green Party didn’t need to whip because they’re not like these other parties?
This is an argument to spend more, not less.
June 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This is an argument to spend more, not less.
Apart from in the, er, literal sense.
June 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Apart from in the, er, literal sense.
Restarting my campaign for YouGov to include a “don’t care” option on all questions.
June 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Restarting my campaign for YouGov to include a “don’t care” option on all questions.
Gotta love the public.
June 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gotta love the public.
Sorry @financialtimes.com but this should be “directors-general” and I expect better.
May 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sorry @financialtimes.com but this should be “directors-general” and I expect better.
Great news for me and my colleagues, who of course love working in a literal death trap.
May 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Great news for me and my colleagues, who of course love working in a literal death trap.