Jake Jr.
@roozrozebow.bsky.social
I dunno what I'm doing here, folks. Absorbing the news that kills my soul, I guess.
FDT and the system, too 💃🏽🪦
DMs from pals only.
FDT and the system, too 💃🏽🪦
DMs from pals only.
My Purple Kale bouquet after pressure washing the aphids off of 'em. Probs my 4th harvest this large this summer already.
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My Purple Kale bouquet after pressure washing the aphids off of 'em. Probs my 4th harvest this large this summer already.
June 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Arrest the MuthaFucka already
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Arrest the MuthaFucka already
Planted this tree last year so only keeping fruit to a minimum, but I wanted to share my one fuzzy peach butt, I'll get this year.
Hooray for butts!
And a Happy Pride to my fellow queer folk 🫶🏼 🍑 I know we all love butts 🙃
Hooray for butts!
And a Happy Pride to my fellow queer folk 🫶🏼 🍑 I know we all love butts 🙃
June 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Planted this tree last year so only keeping fruit to a minimum, but I wanted to share my one fuzzy peach butt, I'll get this year.
Hooray for butts!
And a Happy Pride to my fellow queer folk 🫶🏼 🍑 I know we all love butts 🙃
Hooray for butts!
And a Happy Pride to my fellow queer folk 🫶🏼 🍑 I know we all love butts 🙃
20 miles on my e-bike today, Earth Day. Dragging my kid all around Portland so she could see the river as requested.
Free fun in the sun ☀️
Free fun in the sun ☀️
April 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
20 miles on my e-bike today, Earth Day. Dragging my kid all around Portland so she could see the river as requested.
Free fun in the sun ☀️
Free fun in the sun ☀️
"Crackpot economics" indeed!!
April 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Crackpot economics" indeed!!
It was a beautiful day for bike ride through Portland, today
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It was a beautiful day for bike ride through Portland, today
All those dystopian films sittin' back like
![Frame of Samuel L Jackson sipping a cup in the film, Pulp Fiction as Jules Winnfield.
Caption [Sips muthafuckingly]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:iv7xilmj2c5txv2vlozpzwuy/bafkreihk6exfujsg4ohbrnu7ii6b5hlep6u6ge4akmf5ktfbc5wyn4gjkm@jpeg)
March 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
All those dystopian films sittin' back like
Why, hello there.
I shall dub you Frank the XVII
I shall dub you Frank the XVII
March 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why, hello there.
I shall dub you Frank the XVII
I shall dub you Frank the XVII
OMG WHY DO THEY WANT US ALL TO DIE. EFF U SCHUMER.
March 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
OMG WHY DO THEY WANT US ALL TO DIE. EFF U SCHUMER.
It's lovely, @zsorryon.bsky.social
A gift for my daughter. She said "Wow. I like it, fank you!!"
Y'all should check out this man's artwork. It slaps.
A gift for my daughter. She said "Wow. I like it, fank you!!"
Y'all should check out this man's artwork. It slaps.
March 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's lovely, @zsorryon.bsky.social
A gift for my daughter. She said "Wow. I like it, fank you!!"
Y'all should check out this man's artwork. It slaps.
A gift for my daughter. She said "Wow. I like it, fank you!!"
Y'all should check out this man's artwork. It slaps.
My husband is a Sparky and built up the new plant-based fast-food joint, Face Plant. We enjoyed a preview last night for friends and fam.
Y'all, it's damn delicious. When they open check them out. Down N. Going, industrial district.
Y'all, it's damn delicious. When they open check them out. Down N. Going, industrial district.
February 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My husband is a Sparky and built up the new plant-based fast-food joint, Face Plant. We enjoyed a preview last night for friends and fam.
Y'all, it's damn delicious. When they open check them out. Down N. Going, industrial district.
Y'all, it's damn delicious. When they open check them out. Down N. Going, industrial district.
I went to leave a review regarding the spelling of "Gulf" and was met with this disclosure.
Google, you're weak.
Google, you're weak.
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I went to leave a review regarding the spelling of "Gulf" and was met with this disclosure.
Google, you're weak.
Google, you're weak.
I'm lost for words on how to rearrange "This is so f'ckd up" for everything I read about this admin.
February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm lost for words on how to rearrange "This is so f'ckd up" for everything I read about this admin.
Coddling a toddler who now has nuclear codes.
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Coddling a toddler who now has nuclear codes.
This is dumbest thing I've seen all day
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This is dumbest thing I've seen all day
My dirty lemon lump came out of their dirt hole to eat and bathe. I rarely catch a bath, but I did just increase the bowl because this CHONK is getting bigger. Roughly 6 mos, now.
Jake the Frog.
Jake the Frog.
February 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My dirty lemon lump came out of their dirt hole to eat and bathe. I rarely catch a bath, but I did just increase the bowl because this CHONK is getting bigger. Roughly 6 mos, now.
Jake the Frog.
Jake the Frog.
