David Behroozi
@rootothez.bsky.social
Solo developer. Doing the impossible; faster. https://speedrun.cc AWS Community Builder.
If you use Discord and don't want everyone to know what you are doing, turn this off: Settings -> Activity Privacy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If you use Discord and don't want everyone to know what you are doing, turn this off: Settings -> Activity Privacy.
Armored up and went ball hunting in the blackberries. Lightly shredded, but I can now play lacrosse, rugby, soccer, tee-ball and ultimate.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Armored up and went ball hunting in the blackberries. Lightly shredded, but I can now play lacrosse, rugby, soccer, tee-ball and ultimate.
I've started tagging my CDK projects so I can find them on disk when I inevitably need to upgrade the Lambda runtime.
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've started tagging my CDK projects so I can find them on disk when I inevitably need to upgrade the Lambda runtime.
Ha! Something good came of the AWS incident Monday. I purchased a day pass to SlingTV to watch the Mariners play only to find I bought the wrong color (bought orange instead of blue which had the game). There aren't refunds on day passes, but due to the outage, they refunded me. I'll allow it!
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ha! Something good came of the AWS incident Monday. I purchased a day pass to SlingTV to watch the Mariners play only to find I bought the wrong color (bought orange instead of blue which had the game). There aren't refunds on day passes, but due to the outage, they refunded me. I'll allow it!
One nice thing about cycling is the tool roadkill. This is the second pair of lock-jaw pliers I've found in the street.
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One nice thing about cycling is the tool roadkill. This is the second pair of lock-jaw pliers I've found in the street.
Heads up. If you attempt to sign up for the virtual pass using Firefox for Mac 144, when you select your Country of residence the modal closes without allowing you to sign up. It works in Chrome.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Heads up. If you attempt to sign up for the virtual pass using Firefox for Mac 144, when you select your Country of residence the modal closes without allowing you to sign up. It works in Chrome.
These aren't called spaces because tabs are better. This conversation is complete.
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
These aren't called spaces because tabs are better. This conversation is complete.
@jason.energy was a multimodal mc at #cascadiajs He ranged from concert in the park pose to Carole Baskin leopard print. Good times!
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
@jason.energy was a multimodal mc at #cascadiajs He ranged from concert in the park pose to Carole Baskin leopard print. Good times!
The next version of LLRT supports calling AWS services in init so you can utilize the extra CPU power. In testing, the initDuration+duration went from p50 of 144 ms to 76 ms! However, the E2E duration (from the client) stayed the same p50 of 268 ms vs p50 of 266 ms. This makes no sense to me.
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The next version of LLRT supports calling AWS services in init so you can utilize the extra CPU power. In testing, the initDuration+duration went from p50 of 144 ms to 76 ms! However, the E2E duration (from the client) stayed the same p50 of 268 ms vs p50 of 266 ms. This makes no sense to me.
My garbage disposal kept failing due to low voltage at the switch (36 volts instead of 120). Today after it failed for the third time and my normal voodoo didn't work, I bought a new switch. The culprit was smoked sugar ants in the contact.
September 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My garbage disposal kept failing due to low voltage at the switch (36 volts instead of 120). Today after it failed for the third time and my normal voodoo didn't work, I bought a new switch. The culprit was smoked sugar ants in the contact.
Added a new CloudWatch Insights query to get coldstart time by lambda runtime and memory to this gist: gist.github.com/perpil/abfba...
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Added a new CloudWatch Insights query to get coldstart time by lambda runtime and memory to this gist: gist.github.com/perpil/abfba...
Very thorough, thanks for the writeup! I got a bit of a jumpscare with your life-size headshot 😅. See you at reinvent.
September 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Very thorough, thanks for the writeup! I got a bit of a jumpscare with your life-size headshot 😅. See you at reinvent.
This speaker headshot from GitHub Universe is built different.
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This speaker headshot from GitHub Universe is built different.
This limbo attempt of mine circa 2021 has it all. I think the man bun threw off my center of balance.
August 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This limbo attempt of mine circa 2021 has it all. I think the man bun threw off my center of balance.
Caught up with @alexdebrie.bsky.social who is out here for the AWS heroes summit and hand delivered a crab sando.
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Caught up with @alexdebrie.bsky.social who is out here for the AWS heroes summit and hand delivered a crab sando.
Scored 5lb 8oz of stalkeyed sidewalkers yesterday with Captain @pete-naylor.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Scored 5lb 8oz of stalkeyed sidewalkers yesterday with Captain @pete-naylor.bsky.social
Still not getting billed for my init duration, I thought it was supposed to start on August 1st?
August 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still not getting billed for my init duration, I thought it was supposed to start on August 1st?
All smiles in the intense Seattle sun with Allen @readysetcloud.io and Jeevan @antstack.com at #buffconf
July 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All smiles in the intense Seattle sun with Allen @readysetcloud.io and Jeevan @antstack.com at #buffconf
The LED drivers keep crapping the bed in my lights. I just buy a donor and Frankenstein the new driver into my existing light.
July 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The LED drivers keep crapping the bed in my lights. I just buy a donor and Frankenstein the new driver into my existing light.
I suspected it was something like this. This since deleted repo had the user messing around with GitHub actions to see if they could assume the role. Thanks for passing this along.
July 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I suspected it was something like this. This since deleted repo had the user messing around with GitHub actions to see if they could assume the role. Thanks for passing this along.
Back by popular demand, Seattle is offering free blackberries to everyone all August long.
July 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Back by popular demand, Seattle is offering free blackberries to everyone all August long.
Impressive curling wood in this fire and great crab haul on Camano Island.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Impressive curling wood in this fire and great crab haul on Camano Island.
Very balanced episode this week. Ian launches a dynasty, Aaron goes full spectacle.
June 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Very balanced episode this week. Ian launches a dynasty, Aaron goes full spectacle.
Had to adjust the pizza aperture to get it to all fit in the pan. Bonus tip: if y'all aren't reheating your pizza in a pan with a little olive oil for a crispy delicious crust, you haven't lived.
June 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Had to adjust the pizza aperture to get it to all fit in the pan. Bonus tip: if y'all aren't reheating your pizza in a pan with a little olive oil for a crispy delicious crust, you haven't lived.