Imagine: a progressive, feminist social worker who built her career dissecting systems…
and somehow landed her ass in Patriarchyville, waiting for “after this deadline” to finally arrive.
Newsflash: After isn’t coming.
And I’m done playing.

-Stop Waiting for After
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It’s time we stop participating in a system that was never meant for us and time to take ownership of the power we have always had and stop with the lie.

Modern stake? It’s being labeled too intense, too emotional, too much.
Meanwhile, you’re out here holding the damn scaffolding together.
So here’s to letting it collapse—with ice water in hand.
#PettyBetty #WitchDidntBurn #HighFidelityTruths

Look for the signs

No Confusion here. Just awareness and awareness can be dangerous here……

I’m not crying in the produce aisle. I’m debating democracy vs. dairy alternatives in front of a broken self-checkout, sweating through a hoodie and a decade of internalized expectations

#LateStageCapitalism #PsychologicalSelfDefense #FeralAndFunctioning

The Lodestar Project isn’t loud.
It doesn’t sell hype.
It builds power in unexpected places—where resilience, strategy, and quiet clarity live.

We’re not influencers.
We’re architects of a different kind of future—one that doesn’t need permission

DM: “North Star” if you’re curious.

Just a white lady in matching loungewear, processing economic collapse under soft lighting and generational delusion. If the serotonin’s not back by Q3, I’m filing a grievance with my aura reader.

Yesterday's inauguration wasn’t about democracy-it was a billionaire ego parade. Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg think their power is untouchable. It’s not. Here’s how we break their illusion:

Americans are so petty that we made Red Note (the Chinese TikTok) #1 in the App Store just to avoid giving Zuck or Elon any clicks. Honestly, at this point, we’d start a MySpace revival if it meant sticking it to Meta. Tom’s just sitting there, waiting for his moment. Iconic. #stayclassy

In my defense

Astral projecting to Wailea - Photo credit: Me! I was capturing my miifecrisis on a family vacation this year.

FYI: it worked both the mid-life crisis and astral projecting (the 🍬🌲were effective tonight )

Young Women✨
This is SOLID Advice

So we all bailed on “the app that should not be named” to escape the chaos, and now we’re here… only to find out the chaos came for us anyway in real life (still 🤢).
🌀 Bluesky feels like the soft landing we didn’t know we needed. Who’s got snacks? -Pic of flowers from my 2024 garden
#freshstart