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If captain America’s metabolism is so fast he can’t get drunk why is he not snacking during fights? Before fights? Perhaps after? What is his favorite fast food? The food must be fast of course because of his metabolism. No slow food for cap only fast.
January 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If captain America’s metabolism is so fast he can’t get drunk why is he not snacking during fights? Before fights? Perhaps after? What is his favorite fast food? The food must be fast of course because of his metabolism. No slow food for cap only fast.
It’s weird to think that even after you die you continue stimulating the economy to an extent.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
It’s weird to think that even after you die you continue stimulating the economy to an extent.
Funny that the Pale Man’s whole concept was an allegory for fascism
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Funny that the Pale Man’s whole concept was an allegory for fascism
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The pilot episode of American Horror Story Murder House is absolutely awful. I dare you to revisit it and tell me your teenage self was correct because I want to kick my past self in the reproductive organs for ever saying a single positive thing about this series.
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The pilot episode of American Horror Story Murder House is absolutely awful. I dare you to revisit it and tell me your teenage self was correct because I want to kick my past self in the reproductive organs for ever saying a single positive thing about this series.
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Don’t ever talk to my mother Miss Piggy like that, you LINT licker!
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don’t ever talk to my mother Miss Piggy like that, you LINT licker!
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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There are people out there who will take their children to an MMA fight but not let them watch Requiem for a Dream. I do not understand this.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There are people out there who will take their children to an MMA fight but not let them watch Requiem for a Dream. I do not understand this.
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I think his scientists should experiment on him…
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I think his scientists should experiment on him…
Went down a weird rabbit hole, there are a shocking amount of SoundCloud era rappers who do not have their heights listed online… Pouya is 5’5” tho.
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Went down a weird rabbit hole, there are a shocking amount of SoundCloud era rappers who do not have their heights listed online… Pouya is 5’5” tho.
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idk who needs to hear this, but
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
idk who needs to hear this, but
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October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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There are millions of Americans that share this gentleman's sentiment. 😳👇
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There are millions of Americans that share this gentleman's sentiment. 😳👇
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Things like this keep happening.
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Things like this keep happening.
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