julie
@roomonthebroom.bsky.social
retired product manager troll, imposter software engineer. the most “type b” type a person you’ll meet.
The “finish the Costco eggnog half gallon before the expiration date” challenge. It’s like the milk gallon challenge but slower and with more saturated fat
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The “finish the Costco eggnog half gallon before the expiration date” challenge. It’s like the milk gallon challenge but slower and with more saturated fat
I got inspired by the 2002 hit “Starry Eyed Surprise” featuring Shifty Shellshock and put star pasta in your soup
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I got inspired by the 2002 hit “Starry Eyed Surprise” featuring Shifty Shellshock and put star pasta in your soup
As an alternative to rubber ducking as an engineer, I have two stone pyramids and a stone ball to talk to. But I generally end up talking to a cat.
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
As an alternative to rubber ducking as an engineer, I have two stone pyramids and a stone ball to talk to. But I generally end up talking to a cat.
It’s 2025 and I’m just staring to accept that I really should be meal planning. Uuuughhhhhhghhhhhh
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s 2025 and I’m just staring to accept that I really should be meal planning. Uuuughhhhhhghhhhhh
Reposted by julie
People haven’t remembered why wide leg pants are terrible yet, but the vuori holiday gift guide I got in the mail today greatly demonstrates the progression of learning why they are the inferior cut
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People haven’t remembered why wide leg pants are terrible yet, but the vuori holiday gift guide I got in the mail today greatly demonstrates the progression of learning why they are the inferior cut
Hoping that this year, everyone with boring* families is thankful they have boring families.
*the spectrum of “things that are happening” includes only neutral or positive things
*the spectrum of “things that are happening” includes only neutral or positive things
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hoping that this year, everyone with boring* families is thankful they have boring families.
*the spectrum of “things that are happening” includes only neutral or positive things
*the spectrum of “things that are happening” includes only neutral or positive things
Sorry, I’m busy chasing my cats around the house and asking if they have any games on their phones
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sorry, I’m busy chasing my cats around the house and asking if they have any games on their phones
Oops, grandpa mixed up his portable soldering iron with his vape pen again
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oops, grandpa mixed up his portable soldering iron with his vape pen again
I opened tiktok today after not looking at it for maybe 6 months and thought I accidentally opened the Aliexpress app
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I opened tiktok today after not looking at it for maybe 6 months and thought I accidentally opened the Aliexpress app
A sports announcer that only uses google’s play by play, and half of what they say is them trying to understand the UI
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A sports announcer that only uses google’s play by play, and half of what they say is them trying to understand the UI
I’ve become one of those engineers who puts a coding agent on brave mode and lifts weights at my desk while it’s going.
Now I’m practicing getting better at giving agent prompts so I can exercise longer 😅
Now I’m practicing getting better at giving agent prompts so I can exercise longer 😅
October 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’ve become one of those engineers who puts a coding agent on brave mode and lifts weights at my desk while it’s going.
Now I’m practicing getting better at giving agent prompts so I can exercise longer 😅
Now I’m practicing getting better at giving agent prompts so I can exercise longer 😅
Is 90s nostalgia mostly yearning for a time when you weren’t full of microplastics?
September 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Is 90s nostalgia mostly yearning for a time when you weren’t full of microplastics?
Putting the Halloween costume together…. 👀👀👀
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Putting the Halloween costume together…. 👀👀👀
Went through some of my old thermal leggings from American Apparel at lunch.
The thigh portion will not go past my calves 🫣
I know I’ve got cankles and have been working out a lot, but HOW was I THAT SKINNY?
The thigh portion will not go past my calves 🫣
I know I’ve got cankles and have been working out a lot, but HOW was I THAT SKINNY?
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Went through some of my old thermal leggings from American Apparel at lunch.
The thigh portion will not go past my calves 🫣
I know I’ve got cankles and have been working out a lot, but HOW was I THAT SKINNY?
The thigh portion will not go past my calves 🫣
I know I’ve got cankles and have been working out a lot, but HOW was I THAT SKINNY?
Reposted by julie
Where is my gosh darn bread baking weather??
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Where is my gosh darn bread baking weather??
While you’re playing Silksong, I’m playing the copy of Hollow Knight I received in 2017 and haven’t played yet
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
While you’re playing Silksong, I’m playing the copy of Hollow Knight I received in 2017 and haven’t played yet
Happy software test timebomb day ✨
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Happy software test timebomb day ✨
tried purging the dresses in my closet yesterday by trying each one on first, but it was so god damn hot that i only got through 5 of them. i'm very ready for a weather shift!! i want to bake some bread and get rid of clothes i'll never fit in anymore
September 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
tried purging the dresses in my closet yesterday by trying each one on first, but it was so god damn hot that i only got through 5 of them. i'm very ready for a weather shift!! i want to bake some bread and get rid of clothes i'll never fit in anymore
After working as a software engineer for 2.5 years, I’ve been promoted to Software Engineer 2, weeeeeee! I might not be an imposter anymore
August 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
After working as a software engineer for 2.5 years, I’ve been promoted to Software Engineer 2, weeeeeee! I might not be an imposter anymore
Yeah, I’m in the 1%
of people who have had the same washcloths for 20 years
of people who have had the same washcloths for 20 years
August 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, I’m in the 1%
of people who have had the same washcloths for 20 years
of people who have had the same washcloths for 20 years
Some day I will learn that my mortgage company sending an escrow refund means they screwed something up and I'm going to owe late fees for taxes.
It's already happened twice - how TF does this keep happening to me??
It's already happened twice - how TF does this keep happening to me??
August 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Some day I will learn that my mortgage company sending an escrow refund means they screwed something up and I'm going to owe late fees for taxes.
It's already happened twice - how TF does this keep happening to me??
It's already happened twice - how TF does this keep happening to me??