1 Braincell
@roomatesooc.bsky.social
Things us friends and roommates say but out of context.
Posts with dates commented are transferred over from the bird app.
Posts with dates commented are transferred over from the bird app.
"I drew you a hamburger..."
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October 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"I drew you a hamburger..."
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"each of these buns have been pre-fingered"
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October 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
"each of these buns have been pre-fingered"
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"put your butthole away, son 🗿"
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October 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"put your butthole away, son 🗿"
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"it feels like... when you're pooping... from the inside..."
"do people poop from the outside??"
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"do people poop from the outside??"
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August 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"it feels like... when you're pooping... from the inside..."
"do people poop from the outside??"
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"do people poop from the outside??"
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"HES IMPORTANT, OKAY?? HES IMPORTANT!!"
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August 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"HES IMPORTANT, OKAY?? HES IMPORTANT!!"
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"if there's an instance in which we could have used saiki-k, I'm gonna poop on you"
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August 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"if there's an instance in which we could have used saiki-k, I'm gonna poop on you"
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"I don't fear god, so why should my ingredients?"
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July 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"I don't fear god, so why should my ingredients?"
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"I don't want to fight!"
"Too bad! Turkey vs. Man! 😈"
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"Too bad! Turkey vs. Man! 😈"
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July 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"I don't want to fight!"
"Too bad! Turkey vs. Man! 😈"
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"Too bad! Turkey vs. Man! 😈"
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"there is toe built into the foundation of this coffee bar"
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June 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"there is toe built into the foundation of this coffee bar"
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"no! I don't have time to ho-down!!"
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May 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"no! I don't have time to ho-down!!"
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"you look at a burger every day!"
"no...?"
"at least in your mind!!!"
"No I don't!"
"mmmm burger,,,"
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"I think I might be projecting..."
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"no...?"
"at least in your mind!!!"
"No I don't!"
"mmmm burger,,,"
"????"
"I think I might be projecting..."
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April 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
"you look at a burger every day!"
"no...?"
"at least in your mind!!!"
"No I don't!"
"mmmm burger,,,"
"????"
"I think I might be projecting..."
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"no...?"
"at least in your mind!!!"
"No I don't!"
"mmmm burger,,,"
"????"
"I think I might be projecting..."
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"my heart is telling me.. put them cutely on the side! :D"
"my heart is telling me... Cholesterol problems...."
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"my heart is telling me... Cholesterol problems...."
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March 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"my heart is telling me.. put them cutely on the side! :D"
"my heart is telling me... Cholesterol problems...."
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"my heart is telling me... Cholesterol problems...."
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"it looks like it has hairs in it..."
"someone put their pubbies in it!"
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"someone put their pubbies in it!"
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February 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"it looks like it has hairs in it..."
"someone put their pubbies in it!"
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"someone put their pubbies in it!"
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*of two balloons on a wall, one yellow and one white* *simultaneously* "look! It's the piss ball!"
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February 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
*of two balloons on a wall, one yellow and one white* *simultaneously* "look! It's the piss ball!"
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"I don't care about falling babies, oh well"
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February 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"I don't care about falling babies, oh well"
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"and now to unceremoniously give myself... 'the poop'"
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January 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
"and now to unceremoniously give myself... 'the poop'"
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*with a very serious tone* "I want to suck his penadé"
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January 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
*with a very serious tone* "I want to suck his penadé"
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"this is what we've devolved into... Car rat..."
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January 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
"this is what we've devolved into... Car rat..."
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"ah yes, the three evils..."
"Snails, white people, and devils"
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"Snails, white people, and devils"
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January 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"ah yes, the three evils..."
"Snails, white people, and devils"
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"Snails, white people, and devils"
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"Bug? Bug? Bug? Bug? Bug?!?" -💠
January 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Bug? Bug? Bug? Bug? Bug?!?" -💠
"if I see a hole, I gotta stick my hand in it."
"Okay, you fucking lesbian..."
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"Okay, you fucking lesbian..."
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January 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"if I see a hole, I gotta stick my hand in it."
"Okay, you fucking lesbian..."
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"Okay, you fucking lesbian..."
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*while spinning in a circle* "chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo, here's an idea from my brain to you" - 💠
January 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
*while spinning in a circle* "chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo, here's an idea from my brain to you" - 💠
"you have warm hands"
"I have tape worms???"
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"I have tape worms???"
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December 31, 2024 at 10:21 AM
"you have warm hands"
"I have tape worms???"
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"I have tape worms???"
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"sipping hot cocoa in the background while your family implodes"
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December 21, 2024 at 11:28 AM
"sipping hot cocoa in the background while your family implodes"
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"that's a toc..."
"A tree of color??"
"Yeah, 'cuz it's black and brown..."
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"A tree of color??"
"Yeah, 'cuz it's black and brown..."
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December 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
"that's a toc..."
"A tree of color??"
"Yeah, 'cuz it's black and brown..."
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"A tree of color??"
"Yeah, 'cuz it's black and brown..."
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