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𝚁𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎
@rookwade.com
I’m a horror writer, previously published under a different pseudonym. I love books, tattoos, motorcycles, & also FC Heidenheim! New writing coming soon!

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Active Pro HWA member.
February 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Seriously, guys?
January 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Not #warthunder bragging about a French vehicle’s reverse speed… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What TF is happening to my #FCHeidenheim jersey? The PVC logo and embroidery are fine, but the white letters are peeling off. I’ve never had a jersey self-destruct before.

Also, f@&$ that ref; that goal was NOT offsides.
January 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I support Denmark, not Trump. 🇩🇰
December 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
December 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Pretty good match so far. I never expected the Ukrainians to score the first point. #FCBayern is going to win though. 🤷🏼‍♀️
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
The many faces of me watching that #FCHeidenheim v. #FCBayern match today. We didn’t have much of a chance of WINNING, but hey, we scored 2 goals against Bayern München!
December 7, 2024 at 5:27 PM
So I’m watching Broadchurch and notice this, and I can’t figure out why this old man in s small British town has a spiked flail hanging on a fence in his backyard. Like, is this a common thing in England? Is he worried about Scottish border reivers or something?
December 6, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
December 5, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Well, they’re really good. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #SaltatioMortis
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I looked at the other social media sites in order to summarize them for you as follows:
December 4, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Four Favorite Comfort Movies:

(Okay, so I like naval movies and escapism. 🤷🏼‍♀️)
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Show me the women who raised you.
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
[No context necessary.]
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Proof that not everything that sounds cool in German sounds cool in English. 🤣

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November 24, 2024 at 5:01 PM
November 22, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Street Hawk!

Fightin’ crime one wheelie at a time!
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I could rock this…
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I’ve decided to convince myself that the only reason why I haven’t finished my WIP is because I’ll have to spend days/wks/mos. relearning how and where to query publishers and agents. Last time I had to query anyone, it was like 2007, & Writer’s Market was the shit. I spent so much time at Kinko’s.
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Actually, now that I think about it, my most recent bike was a Harley Super Glide that I bought so I would also have a gas-powered bike for long trips. However: (1) I sold it a couple years ago because I just wasn’t using it enough to justify it; and (2) I don’t have any pictures of me riding it.
November 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
For the post-a-pic-of-you-from-a-different-era thing, here’s me on my first motorcycle vs. my most recent motorcycle:
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Isn’t this against international law to dunk on another country this hard? 🤣
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
November 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM