is this a safe space to admit i used to swiftly bite crazy aarons thinking putty so it would like snap

if i cheated on my man and got preggo and lied and said it was god who did it and the kid came out insanely charismatic and charming and he just rolled with it i would be soooooo relieved like imagine being mother mary

every third lamb vindaloo from trader joes sets my mouth on fire and i think i'm dying by the end but then they reel me in with the next one that is perfectly balanced

if ur gonna advertise to me it better be made by a human or i will not touch ur product. if you can't be bothered to hire someone to actually produce an ad why should i assume your good/service will have any more care put into it?

thought i was going to have to get into a physical altercation to secure the giant reindeer antler bluey plush on black friday but there were like two dozen left at 7pm?

Yeah I actually cried abt this so