“What the heck was the point of Doge”?

Reality TV to keep the masses entertained. What the heck does he think it was for!

"It was a good board, and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like”

Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore
Apocalypse Now

Thousands,millions of Ukrainian lives are literally at stake.

I call on all journalists to ask about this at any press-conference or other events connected with the US administration (including US embassies around the world);

please send media requests to the White House regarding the stop in supplies of critically important components to Ukraine.

Thank you.

Is this real or a parody? I can’t tell anymore…..

Looking forward to my retirement job rooting through “rich” people garbage on trash days. Look, a half eaten subway sandwich. SCORE!!

I have to admit thinking of having a carefree retirement filled with fun and adventure was really weighing me down. I’m so much happier now 🥳

Hey what, where’s my money!

So happy my 401K is being “liberated” of all its value! 🎉

Happy 401K liberation day everyone! 🎉

Concerning

His real name is Donny; the name of the most annoying kid you knew in elementary school.