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Well… no one ever choked out a reporter screaming “This is Reagan’s America now!!!” Score a point for Donald…

I’m Ronald he’s Donald. Republicans can’t decide which of us is best pres. This hurts, but I’m no stranger to feeling under appreciated — in the summers of high school and college I worked as a life guard in Dixon — I saved over 70 lives. Dang it if a bunch of them said they weren’t drowning!!! 😳😳😳

I had a bunch of lucky breaks actually — life kinda always went my way.

Anyway, just feeling the need to get my message back out there since the average Republican no longer thinks of me as the best president of the last 100 years — I’m gonna start from the beginning so stay tuned!!!

Hello! Excited to be on this neat new platform. It reminds me of the when radio was first broadcast into millions of living rooms when my hero FDR was president — I voted for him 4 times!

I also made a big splash in radio as a sports announcer — that’s how I got my big break.