Because you’re at Montana v Idaho?

What did the rest of us do to deserve the New York Democratic Party as our only remaining bulwark against autocracy?

Maybe it’s because I lived in Texas when I was young, but corn tortillas, cheese, and knowing how to cook dried beans from scratch saved my life more often than I can remember.

I can’t say enough about how weirdly dated Tesla cars look to me. And I drive an ‘06 Tacoma.

RIP Crocus Behemoth.

Are you up to date on who they allow in that room now?

It’s a Wednesday repeat on both, unfortunately. Do we need to hold a fundraiser to get some kind of new hardware for y’all?

A nightmare.

Y’all picked up lots of new MAGA subscribers these days?

Didn’t think so.

Hard to believe that guy was able to buy the entire federal government for $270 million dollars.

I would’ve preferred another year of Adonai Mitchell. But sure.

Other states are not shaped in as graphically-pleasing manner as Texas. Sorry.

There are approximately 400 billion reasons.

How dare you.

Canadian Bacon is Michael Moore’s Magnificent Ambersons.

Talk about absurd. You're posting about tariffs while an unelected billionaire has taken over the Federal payments system.

This is a coup. Stop F-ing around and DO SOMETHING. Or step down and allow someone who understands what's happening DO SOMETHING.

Hey Senator - Did you notice that unelected co-President Elon Musk and his team of hackers now have control of the Federal payment system at Treasury?

This is an emergency and avocado prices are the LEAST of our worries. Shut down the Senate!

Stop campaigning like it's 1996 and WAKE TF UP ALREADY!