bro who told u to be this cute wtf
August 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bro who told u to be this cute wtf
me almost forgetting the drinks
August 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
me almost forgetting the drinks
this is the most Dad-focused cross promotion i’ve ever seen in the wild
August 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
this is the most Dad-focused cross promotion i’ve ever seen in the wild
can’t get over the fact that the guy who directed Barbarian and Weapons is this guy
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
can’t get over the fact that the guy who directed Barbarian and Weapons is this guy
live, laugh and love? surly you mean DIE, SCREAM & HATE
August 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
live, laugh and love? surly you mean DIE, SCREAM & HATE
lots of evil in this world but they can never take smoking a poorly rolled bone and listening to Black Sabbath outside from me, istg
July 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
lots of evil in this world but they can never take smoking a poorly rolled bone and listening to Black Sabbath outside from me, istg
Celebrity deaths are known to come in threes, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan both passed recently and were both inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, so it really makes you wonder who the third might be, there’s a lot of names in the WWE Hall of Fame (pic unrelated)
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Celebrity deaths are known to come in threes, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan both passed recently and were both inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, so it really makes you wonder who the third might be, there’s a lot of names in the WWE Hall of Fame (pic unrelated)
trying to play it cool at the adult pool party after the Zoltar machine turned your 6th grade body Big
July 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
trying to play it cool at the adult pool party after the Zoltar machine turned your 6th grade body Big
media and political institutions are crumbling and seething cope in the most disgusting and obvious bigoted ways against…this guy
July 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
media and political institutions are crumbling and seething cope in the most disgusting and obvious bigoted ways against…this guy
The US is run by incompetent, fascist losers who actively harm its most vulnerable citizens & every one of these monsters should be [TOS VIOLATION] so fuck the 4th of July, we’re gonna celebrate my dog Alfie’s birthday instead (today is his birthday)
July 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The US is run by incompetent, fascist losers who actively harm its most vulnerable citizens & every one of these monsters should be [TOS VIOLATION] so fuck the 4th of July, we’re gonna celebrate my dog Alfie’s birthday instead (today is his birthday)
(quietly as to not disturb) broooooo
June 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
(quietly as to not disturb) broooooo
real “this diaper bag is tactically built to make sure people know you’re not gay for being a dad” level energy
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
real “this diaper bag is tactically built to make sure people know you’re not gay for being a dad” level energy
me trying to meet these trying cynical doomer times with positive cringe vulnerability
May 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
me trying to meet these trying cynical doomer times with positive cringe vulnerability
happy birthday!! hope you had blue skies and good vibes
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
happy birthday!! hope you had blue skies and good vibes
me & the homies when we can’t leave work to preorder a $500 driving cow machine
April 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me & the homies when we can’t leave work to preorder a $500 driving cow machine
i was supposed to post this on 420 but i kind of uh spaced on it sorry
April 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i was supposed to post this on 420 but i kind of uh spaced on it sorry
when it overwhelmingly smells like…spring
April 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
when it overwhelmingly smells like…spring