Roni
@roniwrites.bsky.social
Just a girl in search of her people. Racists, mysogynists, LGBTQ-phobics, and anyone who voted orange need not apply. I'm an idealistic GenXer, who writes kid lit, gazes in wonder at the night sky, and loves frogs.
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This has got to be the hairiest arm ever in the history of arms
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This has got to be the hairiest arm ever in the history of arms
Last year's Thanksgiving meal package vs this year's. One has 21 items, the other has 15. Not really the flex he thinks it is.
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Last year's Thanksgiving meal package vs this year's. One has 21 items, the other has 15. Not really the flex he thinks it is.
Four Christmases isn’t exactly light, but has some very funny moments.
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Four Christmases isn’t exactly light, but has some very funny moments.
Opening Day is 142 days away. Not that I'm counting it down or anything.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Opening Day is 142 days away. Not that I'm counting it down or anything.
I feel like we need to stop truncating the name of the House of Representatives. All those on bent knees clearly require a constant reminder of what they were elected to do and who they actually work for.
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I feel like we need to stop truncating the name of the House of Representatives. All those on bent knees clearly require a constant reminder of what they were elected to do and who they actually work for.
I'm not crying, you are!
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'm not crying, you are!
PS - Love your nod to Echo and the Bunnymen
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PS - Love your nod to Echo and the Bunnymen
You know I had to. You practically begged me.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You know I had to. You practically begged me.
At least Saddam had the decency to break up the statuary marble monotony with little diamonds. The Lincoln bathroom is an abomination now.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
At least Saddam had the decency to break up the statuary marble monotony with little diamonds. The Lincoln bathroom is an abomination now.
Dr. Spencer Reid
a man in a sweater and a purple shirt is saying this is calm and it 's ' doctor . '
ALT: a man in a sweater and a purple shirt is saying this is calm and it 's ' doctor . '
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dr. Spencer Reid
Shhhhh...don't give him any ideas
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shhhhh...don't give him any ideas