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The FBI has their brightest minds working on this.

“The suspect confessed his motives, but we can’t figure out his motive. We’re all oughta ideas over here!”
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The oversight Dems want you to know that they will uncover this plot, no matter how many names they have to redact.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is bluesky’s updated use policy. It seems inconsistent with continuing to not ban or moderate people like Singal.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
RFKj can kiss my fucking ass.
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Harley is a precious beautiful princess. A perfect little Angel.

She did a poop so bad I blamed it on the dog.
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Somehow, this Galactic Jack preroll tastes like St. Pauli Girl in 1989.
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Look at this horny little devil.
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Speaking as a veteran, one of the most accurate parts of any online milsim is the hour and a half of miscommunication and confusion that kicks off any OP, irrespective of how much planning and preparation has been performed.
August 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Among my people, this is a sign of quality and respect.
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The size and shape evoke a jack that has been smashed by a hammer. img0.etsystatic.com/il/9d199f/27...
May 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
April 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The sour face of victory when I got The Cool Truck, but made the wrong dialog choice many, many hours ago, and didn't get The Cool car too. Oh, and also some innocent NPC died. Also tragic, I uh, I guess? Still, I did get The Cool truck!
April 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Copilot Kitty is hiding and glowering because she had to look at a dog and “the slobbery peasant beast” (her words, not mine) had the indignity to bark after she rightly hissed at it.
April 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Garfield is a cat.

Cats don’t know what day of the week it is.

How would Garfield know it was Monday?
April 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
March 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you don't regularly fly your spaceship, it will start to molt.
March 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Don't talk to me until I've had my space coffee.
January 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oh, crap…
January 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He’s probably thinking of this guy.
January 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
December 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM