It’s the class
No one would come up with that as an excuse to cover up an affair

The lack of caps-lock is telling

Nope

Or do manually (click fully into position), like in the good old days

For 6 days…(maybe)
And England, Britain was a few hundred years later.
Apart from that, makes sense

I’m assuming that if it were a Tory chancellor in office right now, this would be treated as great news and proof we are going in the right direction with them in charge?

To paraphrase DAG, when an interviewee says ‘I want to be really clear on this…’ (or similar), they will almost certainly be anything but

Just takes one camera running number plate recognition. Genuinely hope it happens soon

Apart from the raccoon (and nuclear bomb), am sure you just described paradise