Man. I’m amazed that journalists still post on social media. It must grate on you.

Well, since I often watch and listen to you, I’m thankful that you do your job so well.

Unfortunately, the reading of the paper won’t eliminate typos.

Or you could just get a subscription to decent newspaper.

That reads like one of comments I wrote on one of my students’ papers. I can accept that they need some time to improve their writing, but I expect more concreteness in the work of people who present to the public.

Man, I can’t breath. That had me laughing uncontrollably for a solid minute.