things that happen being in love with @danuxoxo.bsky.social:

1. being called gay often
2. eardrum shattering belching from them mid conversation
3. being privy to pictures of their cat and loud purrs on call
4. being called gay very often
5. being the happiest person ever
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list ongoing

*sees babes honkim gazoongas* oh my, what a breast. oh golly, the zonkin titte. my love, my sweet, your milk be my treat, yeet mcskeet, thanks for blessing me for meat to beat

motherfuck.. it is the jaws(the one and only(the man the myth the legend(the megalodon))

Fuck bitches, get money. But, what if I'm the bitch getting fucked?