Ronald J MacDonald
@ronaldjmacdonald.bsky.social
45 & 47. 🍟Businessman, dealmaker, and champion of Big Burgers, Big Profits, and Big Smiles. Cut taxes, deregulated shake machines, and brought billions back to the Golden Arches. Impeached for turning the White House into a PlayPlace #MacAmericaFirst
We're going to disrupt the entire fast-food space—self-flipping burgers, AI-driven shake machines, maybe even a McDonald's on Mars. Grimace? Absolute unit. Love that guy. But seriously, if you're not thinking 10 steps ahead in the fry game, what are you even doing? 🍟👑
February 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We're going to disrupt the entire fast-food space—self-flipping burgers, AI-driven shake machines, maybe even a McDonald's on Mars. Grimace? Absolute unit. Love that guy. But seriously, if you're not thinking 10 steps ahead in the fry game, what are you even doing? 🍟👑
Listen, folks, nobody makes a better burger than me, okay? The Big Mac—tremendous, just tremendous. But let me tell you, under my leadership, McDonaldland has never been more successful. The fries? Crispier. The shakes? Thicker. And don't even get me started on the Happy Meals—
February 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Listen, folks, nobody makes a better burger than me, okay? The Big Mac—tremendous, just tremendous. But let me tell you, under my leadership, McDonaldland has never been more successful. The fries? Crispier. The shakes? Thicker. And don't even get me started on the Happy Meals—
Sorry, burger flippers and shake spillers, but my clown brain is massive—and you all know it! Don't feel like a half-melted MacFlurry, it's just the way the fry crumbles! 🍔🎪
February 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sorry, burger flippers and shake spillers, but my clown brain is massive—and you all know it! Don't feel like a half-melted MacFlurry, it's just the way the fry crumbles! 🍔🎪