"Well some of the lunches are made so there isn't any plastic in them at all."

It’s 2030. Kent Terrace is entirely cycle lanes. The Golden Mile upgrade has still not started. All the cafes in the city are now Volco

On the last day of the year the profession gave to me:

• five memos of counsel
• four snarky emails
• three sets of submissions
• two High Court judgments and
• an urgent application for leave

I swear I was just taking the piss in Kartik Popat when I wrote that an MP character was given the ceremonial role of Minister for Railways to keep him occupied (despite there already being an SOE Minister and a Minister for Transport)

So was anyone gonna tell me Mark Henaghan is a movie star or was I meant to find that out by watching Scarfies myself

Well ya know what they say, you can take the girl outta the south but…

Ozymandius - Percy Bysshe Shelley (1818)

You know what bit of litigation suits missed? The unglamourous walk to court with a packed-to-the-brim wheelie suitcase copping a face full of Wellington’s finest gale force wind