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Listened to between the bars and then jerked it :/ life is beautiful
December 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Listened to between the bars and then jerked it :/ life is beautiful
You know how they describe Brian Wilson’s relationship to Ronnie Spector’s Be My Baby?? How he would go into a near creative psychosis and he loved the song so much that he heard it in everything and it was so good that it almost tortured him?? Ya that’s how I feel about Cameron winter
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know how they describe Brian Wilson’s relationship to Ronnie Spector’s Be My Baby?? How he would go into a near creative psychosis and he loved the song so much that he heard it in everything and it was so good that it almost tortured him?? Ya that’s how I feel about Cameron winter
Guys planning a party is like writing a tentative fanfiction about your friends
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Guys planning a party is like writing a tentative fanfiction about your friends
Just remembered that Venus fly traps exist. Hell yeah
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just remembered that Venus fly traps exist. Hell yeah
Personally I think captors could make me crack by making me talk to someone I’m attracted to at a checkout line
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Personally I think captors could make me crack by making me talk to someone I’m attracted to at a checkout line
I can’t even begin to fathom the experience of twink death for those who play Peter Pan in the parks. Feeling morbid grief for them rn
December 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can’t even begin to fathom the experience of twink death for those who play Peter Pan in the parks. Feeling morbid grief for them rn
I plan to fuck a lot in my 40s. I just know I will, no plan or anything
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I plan to fuck a lot in my 40s. I just know I will, no plan or anything
Guys I am feeling so inspired by Heated Rivalry should I use it as a conversation topic at Christmas?? Like talking about how I don’t believe a man and a woman can ever truly love eachother like a man can love a man, as god intended???
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Guys I am feeling so inspired by Heated Rivalry should I use it as a conversation topic at Christmas?? Like talking about how I don’t believe a man and a woman can ever truly love eachother like a man can love a man, as god intended???
The male loneliness epidemic is real and I know this bc every single straight man on the lot comes into my cafe and talks at me for four hours in a row while pretending not to care whether I live or die. Love being a mother it’s so fulfilling
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The male loneliness epidemic is real and I know this bc every single straight man on the lot comes into my cafe and talks at me for four hours in a row while pretending not to care whether I live or die. Love being a mother it’s so fulfilling
Just realized that people w epilepsy can’t watch project runway????
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Just realized that people w epilepsy can’t watch project runway????
Just turned on Norah Jones for all the momagers in the cafe. Cocomelon matters, no matter the age
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just turned on Norah Jones for all the momagers in the cafe. Cocomelon matters, no matter the age
Thinking about the time I thought I was dying from anemia and the doctor just patted my knee and prescribed me Prozac 💔💔💔
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thinking about the time I thought I was dying from anemia and the doctor just patted my knee and prescribed me Prozac 💔💔💔
The tenderness that remains between me and early Amazon prime shows is something so intimate I can hardly elaborate on it. Fuck you jeff bezos but thank you for not realizing how great these indie shows were at first
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The tenderness that remains between me and early Amazon prime shows is something so intimate I can hardly elaborate on it. Fuck you jeff bezos but thank you for not realizing how great these indie shows were at first
Just realized that I’m gonna be in a hotel alone and didn’t think to bring my vibrator. Gonna have to be as the cavemen once were :/
October 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just realized that I’m gonna be in a hotel alone and didn’t think to bring my vibrator. Gonna have to be as the cavemen once were :/
Nothing is interesting enough on my phone anymore. Guess I just need to have a human connection or something. Jk I’ll probs just masturbate later
October 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Nothing is interesting enough on my phone anymore. Guess I just need to have a human connection or something. Jk I’ll probs just masturbate later
Guys football fans who hate Taylor swift for dating Travis Kelsey are like boy moms who are jealous and don’t want u to fuck their son
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Guys football fans who hate Taylor swift for dating Travis Kelsey are like boy moms who are jealous and don’t want u to fuck their son
Just saw a bumper sticker that said I Jizz for Jazz. God is good
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just saw a bumper sticker that said I Jizz for Jazz. God is good
I wish a twink would say they have tmj to me so I could go, ‘awwwww :( from sucking dick and cock ?’ (I had a twink say this to me years ago and my lack of initiative keeps me up at night to this day)
October 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I wish a twink would say they have tmj to me so I could go, ‘awwwww :( from sucking dick and cock ?’ (I had a twink say this to me years ago and my lack of initiative keeps me up at night to this day)
In crawling traffic rn next to a cyber truck I feel like a dog looking out the window at a mailman with a quivering lip full of rage
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In crawling traffic rn next to a cyber truck I feel like a dog looking out the window at a mailman with a quivering lip full of rage
I think witnessing Roman Roy gave me brain damage
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I think witnessing Roman Roy gave me brain damage
You should be able to look up who works at your local Trader Joe’s like a cast list
September 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
You should be able to look up who works at your local Trader Joe’s like a cast list
Just told my crush that his life would be better if I locked him in a basement and controlled his every move. What can I say, I’m a romantic
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Just told my crush that his life would be better if I locked him in a basement and controlled his every move. What can I say, I’m a romantic
Thinkin about the time when I almost broke up my 2 year relationship on my bday bc when we saw little women, them and their friend laughed when Bob odenkirk showed up as the dad. I apologized afterwards but I have decided that I change my mind #BobB4all
September 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thinkin about the time when I almost broke up my 2 year relationship on my bday bc when we saw little women, them and their friend laughed when Bob odenkirk showed up as the dad. I apologized afterwards but I have decided that I change my mind #BobB4all
Reagan and I just sat down next to a girl who was totally set up at a cafe and she hated our vibes so much she left (I said I was going to shoot the business that moves in with a gun)
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reagan and I just sat down next to a girl who was totally set up at a cafe and she hated our vibes so much she left (I said I was going to shoot the business that moves in with a gun)
Every day feels like larping in the breaking bad/saul Goodman universe if it’s summer and you live in LA and you’re also poor
September 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Every day feels like larping in the breaking bad/saul Goodman universe if it’s summer and you live in LA and you’re also poor