i'm going to try to save a tiny bit of my remaining sanity and not read this article

instead i'm going to assume the song is the fantastic "What bro country sounds like to people who don't like bro country" and go back to playing with my modular synthesizer

it's always fun on here when someone is suddenly getting blocked by so many accounts that they start posting about the site no longer functioning correctly

That Hoover Stew you liked is coming back in style

Last protest was No Kings. The next one is No Senators.

so you're kicking the senators who voted yes out of the party, right? along with any representatives who vote to pass it in the house?

surely you had nothing to do with this and shouldn't resign and hand your senate seat to someone else who actually understands that the stakes are civil war, right?

agriculture, irrigation, transmitting information through space and time without a continuous chain of teachers and students (writing stuff down), the scientific method, surface plates

all great options before we get anywhere near ball bearings

ball bearings are nice and all but i feel like most people have never even heard of the better answer: surface plates

i'm pretty sure Alfred was doing this before Bruce's parents even met

this was probably supposed to be a simple job during his retirement from being a special agent but someone killed his public-facing employers and left him in charge of a kid who's 400% unhealthy coping strategies by volume

fucking LLM level writing

i always assumed that after her sons moved out she volunteered to give out free breakfast to children

there are always alternative options 🤷🏻‍♀️

masked men carrying automatic weapons trying to snatch people off the street? Chicago police would send pounds of lead at anyone else they saw doing the same, why are they doing absolutely nothing now??

disability is not contingent on having a convenient amount of downtime to experience it, fam. that's why it's a disability

“as a lifelong student of rome, what we must do now is abolish the grain dole and shovel as much money into the hands of the praetorian guard as possible”

how have you managed to get this far in life without choking on soup

i was so worried they were going to run out of piss

forced by the state to listen to people talk about sandwiches for hours at a time

do you think this man has ever been in a convertible, kitchen, or small plane?

i love watching tours of celebrity homes where you can clearly tell they live in a normal amount of it and only have a huge place so they don't have to rent an event space fifty times a years