John Romkey
banner
romkey.com
John Romkey
@romkey.com
Internet guy. he/him/his 🌈
replying to ChatGPT: "but I have a beard you silly goat"
June 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Inspired by a friend at @pdxhackerspace.org

to ChatGPT: "generate an image of what it feels like chatting with me on any given day. Be as vulnerable, honest, brutal as you can be. thank you"
June 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In lighter news, Amex is offering a "White Lotus Experience" at a Four Seasons in Thailand. Has anyone at Amex ever watched the show? Will people pay thousands of dollars to get their life upended, relationships shattered and maybe get murdered? Maybe if Jennifer Coolidge shows up and derps around?
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Completely out from using any Meta sites. They're monetizing the suffering of their own user base in order to better align with fascists. I'll be here and at mstdn.social/@romkey

For now please enjoy this screen cap of a gnome fucking a pig from an Instagram ad.
January 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I can't be the only person who might have wished this headline ended with "for space"

(spoilers right below it, it's actually "for Miami" as Bezos becomes Florida Man)
November 4, 2023 at 5:06 PM