Romeo and Juliet
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That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes to the wall. SAMPSON. True, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to
February 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes to the wall. SAMPSON. True, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to
A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s. GREGORY.
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s. GREGORY.
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away. SAMPSON.
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away. SAMPSON.
SAMPSON. A dog of the house of Montague moves me. GREGORY.
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
SAMPSON. A dog of the house of Montague moves me. GREGORY.
I strike quickly, being moved. GREGORY. But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I strike quickly, being moved. GREGORY. But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
GREGORY. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar. SAMPSON.
January 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
GREGORY. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar. SAMPSON.
No, for then we should be colliers. SAMPSON. I mean, if we be in choler, we’ll draw.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No, for then we should be colliers. SAMPSON. I mean, if we be in choler, we’ll draw.
No, for then we should be colliers. SAMPSON. I mean, if we be in choler, we’ll draw.
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No, for then we should be colliers. SAMPSON. I mean, if we be in choler, we’ll draw.
SAMPSON. Gregory, on my word, we’ll not carry coals. GREGORY.
January 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
SAMPSON. Gregory, on my word, we’ll not carry coals. GREGORY.
GREGORY. No, marry; I fear thee! SAMPSON.
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
GREGORY. No, marry; I fear thee! SAMPSON.
How? Turn thy back and run? SAMPSON. Fear me not.
January 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How? Turn thy back and run? SAMPSON. Fear me not.
SAMPSON. My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee. GREGORY.
January 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
SAMPSON. My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee. GREGORY.
’Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool; here comes of the house of Montagues. Enter Abram and Balthasar.
January 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
’Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool; here comes of the house of Montagues. Enter Abram and Balthasar.
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and ’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. GREGORY.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and ’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh. GREGORY.
GREGORY. They must take it in sense that feel it. SAMPSON.
January 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
GREGORY. They must take it in sense that feel it. SAMPSON.
SAMPSON. Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
SAMPSON. Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what sense thou wilt.
men I will be civil with the maids, I will cut off their heads. GREGORY. The heads of the maids?
January 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
men I will be civil with the maids, I will cut off their heads. GREGORY. The heads of the maids?
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. SAMPSON. ’Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. SAMPSON. ’Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the
the wall: therefore I will push Montague’s men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall. GREGORY.
January 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the wall: therefore I will push Montague’s men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall. GREGORY.
That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes to the wall. SAMPSON. True, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to
January 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes to the wall. SAMPSON. True, and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to
A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s. GREGORY.
December 31, 2024 at 10:19 PM
A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague’s. GREGORY.
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away. SAMPSON.
December 31, 2024 at 12:04 AM
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn’st away. SAMPSON.
SAMPSON. A dog of the house of Montague moves me. GREGORY.
December 28, 2024 at 8:05 PM
SAMPSON. A dog of the house of Montague moves me. GREGORY.
I strike quickly, being moved. GREGORY. But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
December 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I strike quickly, being moved. GREGORY. But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
GREGORY. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar. SAMPSON.
December 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
GREGORY. Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o’ the collar. SAMPSON.