I don’t understand why they didn’t stay and force someone to fire them rather than voluntarily resign.

Doesn’t make the fact that they’re spitting all over the field where players are rolling around any less gross. Indoors or outdoors it’s gross. 🤢

Anyway, here’s Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy tweeting about renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Maybe when he’s done fighting culture wars he can try to get planes to stop crashing.

There’s got to be a lot of jokes about curves in that city, right? 😆

Those eyes!!!