Roman Simeon
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| Delightfully Average | Dad | Beltway |
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You are not “key and essential”; but to me.
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You are not “key and essential”; but to me.
New Fiscal Year, new- who the hell am I kidding….?
New Fiscal Year, new me!
New Fiscal Year, new me!
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
New Fiscal Year, new- who the hell am I kidding….?
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New Fiscal Year, new me!
New Fiscal Year, new me!
October 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
New Fiscal Year, new me!
Within the past week I have seen snippets of ‘Sister Act II: Back in the Habit ‘ & ‘Princess Diaries’ in which both are filmed in San Francisco. For those not aware, both have an elevated basketball court scene outside of a school where some plot point happens but it is not the same location.
August 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Within the past week I have seen snippets of ‘Sister Act II: Back in the Habit ‘ & ‘Princess Diaries’ in which both are filmed in San Francisco. For those not aware, both have an elevated basketball court scene outside of a school where some plot point happens but it is not the same location.
No Man, Pepsi is far from being ok
August 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No Man, Pepsi is far from being ok
Me at work overwhelmed by a hundred 5 minute tasks:
BRB- I’m handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)
BRB- I’m handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)
June 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me at work overwhelmed by a hundred 5 minute tasks:
BRB- I’m handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)
BRB- I’m handing the crocodile furthest from the Landing Craft - Air Cushioned (LCAC)
Overheard at the dog park:
“Crash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.”
“Crash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.”
June 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Overheard at the dog park:
“Crash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.”
“Crash Daddy 3D printed a tail light.”
Bad week for those that are fighter jets.
May 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Bad week for those that are fighter jets.
The t-shirt toss is a perfect example of the rich only getting richer. The arms of the throwers and the weight of the t-shirts ensures those that paid for premium seats get access to Washington Wizards Merch. Ain't no T-shirts making it up here regardless of tshirt gun or intent.
April 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The t-shirt toss is a perfect example of the rich only getting richer. The arms of the throwers and the weight of the t-shirts ensures those that paid for premium seats get access to Washington Wizards Merch. Ain't no T-shirts making it up here regardless of tshirt gun or intent.
If you are a male between the ages of 42-47, while also being in the US Army; while taking your Army Combat Fitness Test and want to max the Plank event. I suggest you listen to the Healthcliff Intro 3x in a row.
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you are a male between the ages of 42-47, while also being in the US Army; while taking your Army Combat Fitness Test and want to max the Plank event. I suggest you listen to the Healthcliff Intro 3x in a row.
Regular cheese no longer meets my needs. I’ve been corrupted by these ‘Franken-cheeses’ so much that I’ve forgot how to appreciate the classics. Charles Entertainment Cheese along with Chester Cheetah would be disappointed in my current dairy consumption.
December 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Regular cheese no longer meets my needs. I’ve been corrupted by these ‘Franken-cheeses’ so much that I’ve forgot how to appreciate the classics. Charles Entertainment Cheese along with Chester Cheetah would be disappointed in my current dairy consumption.
We are closer to the thousand year anniversary of the Great Schism (1054) than we are to the theatrical release of Jurassic Park (1993.)
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
We are closer to the thousand year anniversary of the Great Schism (1054) than we are to the theatrical release of Jurassic Park (1993.)
New Fiscal Year, new me!
New Fiscal Year, new me!
October 1, 2024 at 2:57 AM
New Fiscal Year, new me!
You even send a email so hard that outlook closes on you?
July 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
You even send a email so hard that outlook closes on you?
If a guy from New Jersey asks you to a Springsteen Concert just know that is a great sign of respect in their culture.
March 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
If a guy from New Jersey asks you to a Springsteen Concert just know that is a great sign of respect in their culture.
I sent my kid a PS5 Friend request 2 weeks ago. Left on read or whatever is the equivalent.
March 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I sent my kid a PS5 Friend request 2 weeks ago. Left on read or whatever is the equivalent.
The amount of ‘Panama Canal’ Content I’m seeing on my IG & Reddit feed means someone thinks I’m in the market for a new way to traverse the cursed Southern Ocean while shaving weeks off my transit time.
February 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The amount of ‘Panama Canal’ Content I’m seeing on my IG & Reddit feed means someone thinks I’m in the market for a new way to traverse the cursed Southern Ocean while shaving weeks off my transit time.
Every time Army Wins, it is another year we don’t pivot to the Pacific.
December 10, 2023 at 10:51 AM
Every time Army Wins, it is another year we don’t pivot to the Pacific.
The inner peace one gets when they figure out their post military retirement plan.
October 25, 2023 at 4:33 AM
The inner peace one gets when they figure out their post military retirement plan.
New Fiscal Year, new me!
October 1, 2023 at 2:25 PM
New Fiscal Year, new me!
The only way to return from DPRK.
September 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM
The only way to return from DPRK.
@threads was the ‘Earth 2’ of the ‘SeaQuestDSV’ Universe
September 11, 2023 at 8:30 PM
@threads was the ‘Earth 2’ of the ‘SeaQuestDSV’ Universe