Roman Plateau
@romanplateau.bsky.social
“Happiness is a warm puppy” -Charles Schulz
I’m sure all will be fine lol
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m sure all will be fine lol
The tarnished US reputation will cause significant setbacks from potential foreign students for whom it’s now inconceivable to consider attending US universities. We’ll pay the price for decades. And so will everyone else.
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The tarnished US reputation will cause significant setbacks from potential foreign students for whom it’s now inconceivable to consider attending US universities. We’ll pay the price for decades. And so will everyone else.
She’s a menace to national security, said Jared Kushner’s father in law. Let’s compare security clearance files between the two.
September 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She’s a menace to national security, said Jared Kushner’s father in law. Let’s compare security clearance files between the two.
On this 6th grade composition assignment, I’ll subtract 5 points for incorrect capitalization and 5 for run-on sentence. Solid B+ though.
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
On this 6th grade composition assignment, I’ll subtract 5 points for incorrect capitalization and 5 for run-on sentence. Solid B+ though.
What could go wrong?… (looks at news) yeah, that’s about what I expected
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What could go wrong?… (looks at news) yeah, that’s about what I expected
Pssst… hey… DOGE…. over here!!
August 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pssst… hey… DOGE…. over here!!
You mean when he’s pardoned. Again.
June 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You mean when he’s pardoned. Again.
Zero offside game. Average pass prob 3-4 meters long leading up to goal. Hard to play an offside trap when it’s that packed…
June 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Zero offside game. Average pass prob 3-4 meters long leading up to goal. Hard to play an offside trap when it’s that packed…
We don’t deserve dogs 🐶❤️
February 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We don’t deserve dogs 🐶❤️
So good I put it on my profile 🤗
February 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So good I put it on my profile 🤗
Indeed. Thanks for that quote.
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Indeed. Thanks for that quote.
Got room for one more? Would love to beta test
February 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Got room for one more? Would love to beta test