@isagenzken.bsky.social made me think of u

I know a guy that knows a guy… meet behind the Burger King in Tiergarten, code word “plant based nuggets”

to hide their butt quacks

TBF, I like to sit on my table and lick my anus from time to time. It has nothing to do with being bored with my company, it’s just something I enjoy doing.

This is just the most straightforward way to have the caption read. I think since the onion is known for one-line jokes there’s not much point in having different content. Idk 🤷‍♀️ just being an internet-Karen today

It’s important for visually impaired people to be able to easily get text-to-speech

With Trump in there the White House could also be called the Orangerie

The whole MAGA is wrong then. Should be MUSAGA (which sounds dangerously close to Greek food)

@leilahekmat.bsky.social