The thing about Anduin is that I kind of grew up beside him as a player like one might grow up beside a colleague and though I think I’ve usually been mildly fond of him, I am honestly not used to having any kind of personal input about what his sex life should look like and idk what to do about it

Faerin: You enjoyed being taken over by malevolent forces because it meant that you didn’t have to agonize over every little decision you make

my perverted ass: I have a suggestion that doesn’t involve killing people

Tyyyy 💛💛

they keepin me on for a lil longer lol

I admittedly don’t have the credentials to position myself as an expert in any of these related fields but like. Sure hormone levels probably affect dog behavior the way they can affect human behavior but that’s not the same thing as having a concept of gender, is it?

I say something like, “I don’t think dogs really have a concept of gender like us” in front of a dog owner and suddenly she’s constructing an argument against it that imho, relies very heavily on human ideas of gender expectations.

also, maybe a bit too self aware but if you have a gender crisis that you cycle through for two years straight and it’s backed up by casual subconscious pondering at least 5 years before that, can you REALLY call it a ‘crisis’ anymore? am I just in the closet shouting out of a crack in the door??

Madame do I LOOK like a male cat to you??? Madame you are well aware that I am like 8 times your size, walk around on two legs, and have neither a penis nor a tail

Do you know what it’s like to live with an animal who (by nature of being a non-human animal) has no concept of bestiality and why it’s wrong and is also biologically primed to be constantly horny for days at a time?? I unfortunately do

how embarrassing is it that a drawing of a Pinnochio-nosed guy who someone made up legitimately makes me blush sometimes 😣

update: i was not sick. i was tired after work and had a weed gummy and probably just totally misinterpreted my blushing as illness